Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split-second timing. My signature dance move is “the sit and nod”. If only you knew how many moves I could do in my head, you would respect me more. Started belly dancing today. Didn’t have to do much at all. Just gave it a little shake and belly … Continue reading Reasons to Dance

Everywhere is fine when there is sunshine. You are my sunshine, and by that I mean I think you may have damaged me in ways I won’t know about for years to come. Happiness is sitting in the sun and one by one I collect my thoughts and think them over. They ran to the … Continue reading The Sunny Side Up

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. Maybe it’s because I’m aging. But age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are cheese. I don’t trust easily, so if I trust you, consider yourself lucky…or heavily under … Continue reading The Issues of Life

There are so many scams on the Internet nowadays. Send me $419 and I will tell you how to avoid them. Always send money to strangers. If your virtual love interest ask for money, it’s usually not a scam. It’s an invitation for you to demonstrate just how much you care about the relationship. Curiosity … Continue reading How To Catch A Scammer

I’m like 104% tired. Being tired has become part of my dazzling personality. I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. On Mercury a day lasts 1408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go … Continue reading Perpetually Tired