A life without love is like a tree without fruit. Every time you eat a fruit for the first time that year you need to make a wish. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. The key to life is to drink water, eat fruits and mind your own business. I was … Continue reading Fruity Life

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to get ‘fat' every month. A … Continue reading Being a Man

When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid. You can’t logic your way through emotion. A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it. Logic is a method of thinking that allows … Continue reading Conditional logic

Breaking someone's trust is like crumpling up a perfect piece of paper. You can smooth it over, but it will never be the same again. Unless you iron it. I'm not upset that you lied to me; I'm upset that from now on, I can't believe you. A dog will look down when they have … Continue reading Breaking Trust

Hitting your left leg (not your right) on a stone. It is generally seen as a sign of a bad omen and a warning to go back inside. If you’re not poor and have to trek, you probably never have this problem. Also, it doesn’t count if you intentionally hit your left leg on said … Continue reading Myths versus Superstitions