The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Join the army, see the world, find interesting people and kill them. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.  God created war so that Americans … Continue reading Going to War

Everyday is a gift. Receive it with eagerness. Share it with joy. If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of a persons day? The way I see it, love is an amusement park, and food its souvenir. Take care of all your memories, for you can’t relive them.  You can’t … Continue reading Lasting Souvenirs

Everyone has two eyes but no one has the same view. What an old man sees lying down, a young man can also see on his phone because he has google. It’s no use going back to yesterday, you were a different person then. The purpose of life is not to be happy.  It is … Continue reading Third Eye

A life without love is like a tree without fruit. Every time you eat a fruit for the first time that year you need to make a wish. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes. The key to life is to drink water, eat fruits and mind your own business. I was … Continue reading Fruity Life

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to get ‘fat' every month. A … Continue reading Being a Man