What’s a guilty pleasure? No idea, you? What's my guilty pleasure? The thing is, I never feel guilty about my pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it. I mean, you might end up in prison, but at least you'll go in with a smile on your face. There are two parts to … Continue reading Guilty Pleasures

What is happiness? Happiness is knowing that you don't have kids at home when you're at the grocery store. You don’t have to get anything for anyone but yourself. It is ordering two Shawarmas' and eating both because you live alone. Happiness is dialing someone's number and hearing that the caller you’ve dialed is busy. … Continue reading A Legacy

Love is only made more valuable by the risk of heartbreak. My last breakup was due to religious differences. I thought I was God, she didn't. To be fair, I very rarely make mistakes, I date them. Why do they call it a crush? Because that's how you feel when they don't feel the same … Continue reading Romanticizing Heartbreak

A wedding is a party, not a performance. If at the end of the day you are married to the one you love, then everything went perfectly. And though I have a personal vendetta against the institution of marriage, I would never turn down the opportunity of attending a wedding that promises premium drama. But … Continue reading The Wedding Party

My nose is running a marathon. It has done more running this period than I have. Now I’m not sure if it’s just a runny nose or my brain is leaking out. You don’t realize how much you take breathing for granted until your nose is stuffed up. I’ve got a runny nose, a raspy … Continue reading Running Barefoot