“Food gives you energy”. Must be energy to sleep because why else would I be feeling sleepy after having breakfast? Ever get so excited about food that you start to worry it might not taste as great as you imagined? Yeah, me too. I think with food, all the magic happens in your head. The … Continue reading Why Humans Love Food

I've always flirted with the idea of being one of these miracle creatures. Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry. The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. You learn so much on that trip. If she has inferiority complex, is an impulse buyer, or if she's … Continue reading Being A Woman

Yesterday was Valentine's day, or as men like to call it, extortion day. Valentine's day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day anyways. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is … Continue reading The Color Of Love

You've come into the world with nothing and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished. There's nothing funny about happy people. I don't know, you just look at a situation or a life, and you kind of … Continue reading The Nothingness of Nothing

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out. Actually, there are a few ways out but I'm keeping them a secret. Some of you have the attention span of a two-year-old and it is currently standing in the way between you and riches. For context, a two-year-old has an average … Continue reading How to Concentrate