One thing I've learned in the rainy seasons I've been on this side of eternity is this. Just when you think it's all going great, something is around the corner to remind you of the uncertainties of life. Having a great week? Your car will start acting up. It's your birth month? Chickenpox. Football season … Continue reading On The Highway Of Life

God made woman beautiful and foolish. Beautiful, that man might love her. Foolish, that she might love him. True Love. Love that doesn't turn you stupid, is no love. The brain becomes illogical, in the throes of a new romance. People in 'blind love' throw away common sense, conscience, and comedy from their life. It … Continue reading The Shenanigans Of Love

Purists will come at me arguing that 'hate' is such a strong word, you should use something mild like 'dislike'. First of all, nobody asked you! Get a grip! Haha, I'm just joking. Or am I? Anyways, here are a few things I absolutely 'hate'. I hate smart mouth kids. You know those kids that … Continue reading I Hate

I'm starting to get to that age where I can't jokingly promise marriage. Be messing around and ask her to marry me, next thing you know, she's sewn a wedding gown in her head. Even going as far as picking our wedding colors and kids' names. Talking about 'Gottfried honey, I think you'll look good … Continue reading The Way To A Woman’s Heart

You never quite think certain things will ever happen to you. Right up until they do. It never crossed your mind that you could shit yourself, till the robber cocked the gun and aimed it at you. You smiled at her and asked her to be your wife. And she went on to say yes! … Continue reading The Chicken Pox Episode