I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t. No one really likes keeping secrets. The thing that makes a secret fun is knowing that you weren’t supposed to tell it. Keeping secrets is the beginning of wisdom. My secret keeping skills are so good, I’ve even kept secrets from … Continue reading Can you keep a Secret

Whenever you’re feeling fat, try not to stress about it and keep your chin up because a tiny body simply couldn’t store all that personality. If you love your muscles so much, you’d understand that it’s important to protect them with fat.  A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. You’re not … Continue reading Becoming Fat

My bed is a place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. It is also the place where I make lofty plans to attack the next day with vim. Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you’re doing the impossible.  One day you’re 18 eating cereal every day for … Continue reading Suddenly

Being a firefighter is lit…just like the houses we save. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. The beautiful thing is you can’t tell if I mean this literally or figuratively because both apply. Time … Continue reading Up in flames

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face. The only thing I try to portray is serenity. Also, innocence, vulnerability and elegance. I’m interested in how innocence fares when it collides with hard reality.  The innocent person is the person who explains nothing. No innocent person ever has an alibi and that’s why the … Continue reading Sweet Innocence