Being a firefighter is lit…just like the houses we save. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. The beautiful thing is you can’t tell if I mean this literally or figuratively because both apply. Time … Continue reading Up in flames

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face. The only thing I try to portray is serenity. Also, innocence, vulnerability and elegance. I’m interested in how innocence fares when it collides with hard reality.  The innocent person is the person who explains nothing. No innocent person ever has an alibi and that’s why the … Continue reading Sweet Innocence

A true champion is someone that sweats from exhaustion when no one is watching. Hairy. Winning is great sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to take losses. Champions never complain, they are too busy getting better.  To me, a peanut butter sandwich is the … Continue reading Champions

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has good. For all men who say “a woman’s place is in the kitchen” remember, that’s where the knives are kept.  If the “joke” puts women down, it’s not funny.  Gender equality is not a women’s issue, it’s … Continue reading Agender

If singing was food, it will be burnt toast. I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong. Yes I sing in my car. Yes I know you can see me. No I don’t care. This pork my wife just served me is so raw, put a bandaid … Continue reading Nonstop Singing