Meekness is the mask of malice. Humans are really funny. You don’t have money, you beg me for money. I tell you that I don’t have any to give you. You get angry with me and start keeping malice. Why are you not angry with yourself for not having said money to begin with? Never … Continue reading Keeping Malice
Taking the Bait
When someone with bad breath starts a conversation and it hits your soul, so you pretend to take a call on your phone and hope they leave you alone. But they never do. Incredibly or deliberately. Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Beauty … Continue reading Taking the Bait
Mind your language
With languages you are at home anywhere. Man invented languages to satisfy his deep need to complain. The only thing better than speaking two languages is being able to make jokes in two languages. 600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit. If the GH sound in ENOUGH is pronounced “F” … Continue reading Mind your language
Can you keep a Secret
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t. No one really likes keeping secrets. The thing that makes a secret fun is knowing that you weren’t supposed to tell it. Keeping secrets is the beginning of wisdom. My secret keeping skills are so good, I’ve even kept secrets from … Continue reading Can you keep a Secret
Becoming Fat
Whenever you’re feeling fat, try not to stress about it and keep your chin up because a tiny body simply couldn’t store all that personality. If you love your muscles so much, you’d understand that it’s important to protect them with fat. A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. You’re not … Continue reading Becoming Fat
Banter Republic 