What if the reason men wear suits is so that when birds fly, they look like they're shuffling? But it's a figment of your imagination, which can't be caught on camera because the opticians' verdict is that grandma shifted her hip bone? Think about it! What if in an alternate reality, you're awake but yet asleep … Continue reading Think About It

I woke up several rainy seasons ago to the song "to God be the glory" and guess who's voice was loudest. Yeah, you guessed right, dad. I'm starting a series of memoirs that would also serve as a memento to immortalize individuals that have thus far left a mark in my life, beginning with this post. The voice was high pitched so it … Continue reading Emmanuel

You ever look at someone and wonder at how they've survived this long-living the way they have? Then you know how it is with Davies. His parents missed a trick by not naming him "survivor" like your typical Igbo parents. He is a modern-day "cyborg" with a beating heart and blood running through his veins … Continue reading Davies

In the military, there's a saying that "if it's possible for things to get worse, they'll definitely get worse". You saw this one coming, didn't you? What you didn't see coming though, was what your towel had to say about you. Oh and yeah watch out for sponge, she thinks there's some sort of injustice … Continue reading Talking Furniture Part II

So I had a chat with all the pieces of furniture in your house and interestingly they had quite a lot to say about you. Grab a chair, it might be a while. The bathtub went first, he wants to understand why it is, that you always leave soap suds on him after a bath? … Continue reading Talking Furniture