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Romanticizing Heartbreak

April 26, 2021May 9, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 579 Comments

Love is only made more valuable by the risk of heartbreak. My last breakup was due to religious differences. I thought I was God, she didn't. To be fair, I very rarely make mistakes, I date them. Why do they call it a crush? Because that's how you feel when they don't feel the same … Continue reading Romanticizing Heartbreak

The Wedding Party

April 19, 2021May 1, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 514 Comments

A wedding is a party, not a performance. If at the end of the day you are married to the one you love, then everything went perfectly. And though I have a personal vendetta against the institution of marriage, I would never turn down the opportunity of attending a wedding that promises premium drama. But … Continue reading The Wedding Party

Running Barefoot

April 12, 2021May 2, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 350 Comments

My nose is running a marathon. It has done more running this period than I have. Now I’m not sure if it’s just a runny nose or my brain is leaking out. You don’t realize how much you take breathing for granted until your nose is stuffed up. I’ve got a runny nose, a raspy … Continue reading Running Barefoot

Playing The Fool

April 5, 2021May 23, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 322 Comments

Being fooled doesn’t make you a fool. You only become a fool when you continuously fall for the same shit. The best way to trick a fool is to let the fool think that they’re tricking you. A truly intelligent person can pretend to be a fool in front of a fool who pretends to … Continue reading Playing The Fool

The Good Old Days

March 29, 2021May 21, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 450 Comments

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days. When our momma sang us to sleep, but now we're stressed out. My curfew was lighting bugs. My parents didn’t call my cell, they yelled my name. I played outside and not online. If I didn’t eat what my mom cooked, I didn’t eat. … Continue reading The Good Old Days

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