As one who will readily throw himself into harm's way, you might want to sit down for this one. In the days when men were men and women were married by only men deserving of them lived a handsome young man called Gottfried. As I took care of my father's sheep as assigned by my … Continue reading My Nine Lives
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How To Get Rich
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. These days, my wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. In truth, I’ve always dreamed of becoming a millionaire like my uncle, he’s dreaming too. The rich invest in time. The poor invest in money. And that’s why … Continue reading How To Get Rich
Resolute Resolutions
I can't believe it's a year since I didn't become a better person. No one knows the future, yet we can't stop guessing while expecting only the good, and not the bad or even both. You should spend more time on your feet. Take a walk every day or at the very least consider it. … Continue reading Resolute Resolutions
Happily Married
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. If you find yourself in endless conversations with your partner that never quite end, you did get it right. Unless she's deaf and you can't be too arsed to learn sign language. The happiest marriage I can picture would be a union of … Continue reading Happily Married
The Deadliest Sin
It started with Envy. For Envy, when you can't have one, pissing people off who do is the next best thing. Of the seven deadly sins, only envy is no fun at all. Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. It is the character of very few men to … Continue reading The Deadliest Sin