Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. Maybe it’s because I’m aging. But age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are cheese. I don’t trust easily, so if I trust you, consider yourself lucky…or heavily under … Continue reading The Issues of Life

There are so many scams on the Internet nowadays. Send me $419 and I will tell you how to avoid them. Always send money to strangers. If your virtual love interest ask for money, it’s usually not a scam. It’s an invitation for you to demonstrate just how much you care about the relationship. Curiosity … Continue reading How To Catch A Scammer

I’m like 104% tired. Being tired has become part of my dazzling personality. I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. On Mercury a day lasts 1408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go … Continue reading Perpetually Tired

People say you can’t live without love but I think oxygen is more important. How would the world react if it turned out that trees were actually harming us? Trees do harm us. They drop limbs onto roadways and houses. They also produce pollen which aggravates allergies. Does the good they do still outweigh the … Continue reading Nature’s Gift

Football, a game where men chase after balls…pause. It's like watching a bunch of overgrown kids play tag, except with confusing rules and no nap breaks. The gag is that they are indeed still kids, only largely more determined. And every now and then? there’s an overwhelming urge to snap someone’s leg in half. For … Continue reading The Beautiful Game