Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit National debt. It scares me that I’m better at paying off debt than my country is. I keep telling them, if they add 2% stupidity tax, the National debt will be paid off in a matter of weeks. That being said, I look forward to paying all … Continue reading Repaying Debt

I can be as high maintenance as I want because no one pays my bills except me. You are dependent if you allow the weakness of other people ruin your emotional life. I’ve never said, ‘I want to be alone.’ I only said, ‘I want to be let alone!’ There is a difference. In America, … Continue reading In Dependence

Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I’m thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me who exactly I don’t want to be. True friendship is being there for someone when they’re feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. I’m not trying to be difficult, … Continue reading Being Difficult

Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction. Stealing brings unexpected joy. We all have obstacles. The feeling of satisfaction comes by overcoming something. The art of being happy is to be satisfied with what you have. If one girlfriend makes you this happy, imagine two. It’s not all about customer satisfaction. Customer service is … Continue reading Seeking Satisfaction

Eyebrows speak louder than words. Truth is, you only get one chance to make an excellent first impression. Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time. It takes a moment to judge someone and a lifetime to understand them. So judge them anyway. When I first met her she smelled like bubble … Continue reading Making an excellent first Impression