Christmas is a competition between who gives up first, your feet or your wallet. I'm only a morning person on December 25. It's the only day you don't have to worry about getting a mail from your line manager. If you get work mails during the holidays then you're a slave. The office christmas party … Continue reading Why We Hate Christmas

What they're doing. No one else knows what they're doing. Everyone is simply winging it. The problem is that you have incredibly bad luck so you get exposed far too often. Nobody knows really what they're doing and there's two ways to go with that information. One is to be afraid and the other is … Continue reading Nobody Knows

We live in a society where people are more offended by swear words and middle fingers than they are by famine, warfare and the destruction of the environment. The order of the day is people are constantly nerve-stricken after previously following the permission to live lies. An overlap into discomfort largely comes from an excess … Continue reading Faux Outrage

For every girl with a broken heart, there's a boy with a glue gun. The broken will always be able to love harder than most. Once you've been in the dark, you learn to appreciate everything that shines. If you smile at me too long I’m going to propose marriage to you. And if you … Continue reading Heartbreak Anniversary

Gender is between your ears, not between your legs. I think women are foolish to think they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Besides to be better than a man takes very little. The bar is underneath the ground. Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man … Continue reading The Superior Gender