Purists will come at me arguing that 'hate' is such a strong word, you should use something mild like 'dislike'. First of all, nobody asked you! Get a grip! Haha, I'm just joking. Or am I? Anyways, here are a few things I absolutely 'hate'. I hate smart mouth kids. You know those kids that … Continue reading I Hate

I'm starting to get to that age where I can't jokingly promise marriage. Be messing around and ask her to marry me, next thing you know, she's sewn a wedding gown in her head. Even going as far as picking our wedding colors and kids' names. Talking about 'Gottfried honey, I think you'll look good … Continue reading The Way To A Woman’s Heart

You never quite think certain things will ever happen to you. Right up until they do. It never crossed your mind that you could shit yourself, till the robber cocked the gun and aimed it at you. You smiled at her and asked her to be your wife. And she went on to say yes! … Continue reading The Chicken Pox Episode

My Sweet Valentine. I write to you with a heart full of love and a belly full of soda. If I had only one smile in me, I'd give it to you. Where there is great love, there are always wishes because, Love, is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life … Continue reading The Hoax That Is Valentine

When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are. Sometimes I wonder if I'm nothing more than the sum of who [my parents] were. I like to imagine I took only their excellent character traits and left out all the excesses, but as time continues to pass, I … Continue reading The Weight Of Expectation