Buy a heart. Black market rates suggest you can get a replacement for $119,000, which I think is a small price to pay as far as love making is concerned. Love making requires a beating heart. If yours is frozen over and can’t reach the desired decibels, you need to let it out to thaw.
Love making requires attention. If you’ve been infected into doom scrolling on TikTok/Instagram/TikTok, it will be impossible for you to love making. Global attention spans have plummeted dramatically, dropping from 2.5 minutes in the mid-2000s, to roughly 40-47 seconds today. Focus.
The biggest keys to love making are ignorance and confidence. Ignorance accompanied by the willingness to learn is the first step. The confidence to try out what you’ve learned is the next crucial step. To love make, you must be torn between the desire to create or destroy.
If aliens ever visit us, I think they will be most confused by the fact that we created a global network of infinite knowledge, and we mostly use it to argue with strangers. The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place. Humans love making problems.
Before you point fingers, make sure your hands are clean. If you love making things with your hands, you realize it’s a great way to unleash creativity. But it also involves plenty of glue mishaps, hoarding supplies, and embracing beautiful imperfections. Happy sticky mess.
You say you love flowers, but you cut them. You say you love birds, but you cage them. You say you love animals, but you eat them. Now you say you love me. Please forgive me, but it does make sense for me to be a bit pessimistic given your stellar track record. Cut. Caged. And Eaten.
Stop looking for love and start making it.
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