A Successful Hate Watch

A moving hater will always meet his luck. Being a hater requires a lot of patience, but it is always worth it in the end. Not all hate watches are successful. But it only takes one. It’s a beautifully toxic relationship between a viewer and the screen. The viewer needs only one win. 

Hating on Arsenal Football Club doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you, it’s just means you were raised right. I find it deeply offensive when people compare Arsenal to terrorists. Terrorists actually attack. Women call men “time wasters”  but can’t sit through an Arsenal game. 

It is not enough to win, my enemies must lose. Teach your children how to give it large to the opposition. It’s a recipe that society must not lose to snowflakes. An unsuccessful hate watch will have you staring at the TV in absolute disgust while refusing to change the channel. 

Hating builds character. I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I’m not getting a black eye over a dusty bag with half chewed gum, cheap sunglasses and some change. 

Not good enough. Sometimes I need a person to admit that they have not done their best. And that their current situation is a direct consequence of their incompetence. And it’s okay, we all suck at doing this life thing. Especially because we never got a trial version. 

Hold grudges forever. There’s something about the tears of your enemies, it tastes sweeter than any victory of your own. Some people will watch you suffer and think it’s funny. Let them laugh, it’s their turn. The reason you should never let go of the hate in your heart is simple. 

Winners celebrate, Losers explain. 

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