Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder. Every now and then, your phone buzzes and you see a bank alert. In this moment, your mind races through a ton of possibilities. Is it credit alert? Debit? What do they want? Banks shouldn’t be allowed to message me if its isn’t about credit … Continue reading Credit Alert

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub? Now, I’m not saying that I hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it. Today is the day I no longer have the energy to pretend to like … Continue reading Letting go of Hate

Delay is not Delilah. You’ll get what is coming to you. My silence is not weakness but the beginning of my revenge. I hug people I don’t like so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard. Revenge is sweet. There’s no way to describe it. It’s awesome. With my own hands, … Continue reading Retributive Justice

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a lack of wisdom. Greatness lies in not being strong, but in the right use of strength. You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. Greatness cannot be denied. … Continue reading Celebrating Greatness

I’ve decided that my 2023 will start on February 1st. January is a free trial month. January is the Monday of months. January might be up there as the worst month. You’re fat and broke from the holidays and nobody takes you seriously when you try to borrow money because you still look healthy and … Continue reading A Beginners Guide to 2023