Retributive Justice

Delay is not Delilah. You’ll get what is coming to you. My silence is not weakness but the beginning of my revenge. I hug people I don’t like so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard. Revenge is sweet. There’s no way to describe it. It’s awesome. With my own hands, justice will be served. You’re getting a cold oatmeal.

Karma takes too long. Beat the living daylight out of them today. If someone makes you so angry, take a deep breath, count to ten and kill them immediately. If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. With this singular act, you’d be preserving an entire industry and keeping them relevant.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. To be angry is to revenge the faults of others on ourselves. Transfer the aggression instead. Sometimes you have to give people a taste of their own medicine. I hear it usually helps with speedy recovery.

When you begin a journey of revenge, start by digging two graves. One for your enemy, and one for yourself. Depending on the outcome, you can bury them twice. Parents are typically not interested in justice, they’re more focused on achieving peace and quiet and will lie to do so.

The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy than seeing someone actually have a good life. Don’t take notice of me, I’ll just be over here killing all my haters with kindness. I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things and not pet the sweaty things. The truth will set you free but not until it is finished with you.

Right is right, even when everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. A lie told a thousand times is still a lie. Despite how popular the lie has become, it can’t pass for the truth. Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom, closely followed by deceit.

Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that WhatsApp broadcast to ten people. Justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices. There’s no rest for me in this world. Maybe in the next. Until then, I’ll sustain myself with the love of family. Nobody gets justice.

You either get good luck or bad luck.

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