The D In Disappointment

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch fire. Every time you think about her, remind yourself that if she wanted to talk to you, she would. Don't call her up and ask if she saw your texts, of course she did. She doesn't just like you like that. Move on man. Then just … Continue reading The D In Disappointment


Whitemail is the use of fear, obligation, and guilt to control another person. It's a rare strain of emotional blackmail found in adults over forty years of age. The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines. Always remember this. You are not special. You are … Continue reading Whitemail

A Legacy

What is happiness? Happiness is knowing that you don't have kids at home when you're at the grocery store. You don’t have to get anything for anyone but yourself. It is ordering two Shawarmas' and eating both because you live alone. Happiness is dialing someone's number and hearing that the caller you’ve dialed is busy. … Continue reading A Legacy