I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?' All the dangers in our world are like a blessed wake up call. They tell us to live life NOW… not tomorrow, not when the children grow up, not when … Continue reading The Wake Up Call

My hobbies include eating and also thinking about the next time I will be eating. I’m not hungry. I’m bored. Therefore I shall eat. Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Need to keep count of what you’re eating. I may look like I’m having deep thoughts … Continue reading Hunger Games

It's the best being an underdog and coming out on top. I think everything I do tends to root for the underdog. In fact, I think everyone roots for the underdog. I wonder why that is. There’s a place in me that can really relate to being the underdog. Never mind being an underdog, keep … Continue reading The Underdog

I know the title is a bit misleading, this isn't a post about Accountants. To be accoutable is to be able to count, meaning I should be able to count on you. Get it? The day our relationship ended was the day you lied about farting. There was no reason to deny that fart, it … Continue reading Accountability

If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style. I thought about losing weight once, but I'm a sore loser who hates losing. First, accept sadness. Realize that without losing, winning doesn't feel so great. I hate when I lose things at work like my pens, papers, life, sanity and dreams. It's a … Continue reading Dealing With Losses