Winning

It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. Don’t just read the easy stuff. You might be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it. Nobody remembers losers, only winners.

Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. Dear lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person. Just try me first. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying the lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win.

Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost. Self praise is losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class and be humble. If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. The winner of the rat race is still a rat, don’t get too caught up chasing unnecessary things. Winners make goals, losers make excuses.

If you combine wine + dinner, the new word is winner. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Not winning does not mean you have failed. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself. If you can’t win an argument

correct their grammar instead

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