For every girl with a broken heart, there's a boy with a glue gun. The broken will always be able to love harder than most. Once you've been in the dark, you learn to appreciate everything that shines. If you smile at me too long I’m going to propose marriage to you. And if you … Continue reading Heartbreak Anniversary

Gender is between your ears, not between your legs. I think women are foolish to think they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Besides to be better than a man takes very little. The bar is underneath the ground. Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man … Continue reading The Superior Gender

When you get angry, count to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that. Sharks are not so bad. If a stranger came into my house only wearing a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry and bite them too. Just because you're allowed to be angry doesn't mean you have to … Continue reading Good Madness

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. I was given the name Prospect because people have high hopes for me. I had to have high, high hopes for a living. Shooting for the stars when I couldn't make a killing. Didn't have a dime but I always had a vision. I’ve … Continue reading High Hopes

I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say that it’s going very well. Like...it’s working out. I think I’m the one. My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude, which is very rarely the case. The only fun part about being single is how … Continue reading Being Single