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Work Life Balance

October 25, 2021November 6, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 262 Comments

Life is like riding a bike. No To keep your balance, you need to keep moving. The problem right now is that my thighs hurt. What’s worse is my friends seem to be riding on scooters and are moving a lot quicker. I’d rather have a bicycle accident than a scooter accident though. See where … Continue reading Work Life Balance

Begging

October 18, 2021October 31, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 368 Comments

Always be well dressed, even when begging. If you’re going to visit my home to ask for a loan, kindly look the part. Show up in a tuxedo so that I know you’re serious about repaying. If you show up in torn clothes, I’m not even going to chuck any change at you. You’ve clearly … Continue reading Begging

Dealing With Sadness

October 11, 2021October 24, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 260 Comments

Whenever I am sad, I go to my favorite place... the fridge. It’s crazy that when kids these days are feeling sad, they get told to close their eyes and imagine themselves in a happy place. In my day, you were happy enough to be alive in the reality of my father’s house. Imagine crying … Continue reading Dealing With Sadness

How To Not Get Robbed

October 4, 2021October 17, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 240 Comments

Don’t travel with animals. Going home for Christmas and dad decides it’s a great idea to carry a hen in the trunk. Before long, the hen jumps out of the box onto the back seat, so we pull up because everyone at the back is uncomfortable. As Dad makes his way to the back to … Continue reading How To Not Get Robbed

Comfortable

September 27, 2021October 10, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 416 Comments

You can never come too close for comfort. Once you're comfortable with the way you dress, you express yourself a lot more, and you're able to have a lot more fun. When it comes to wearing clothes, I spent so much of my life optimizing for comfort over style. You can imagine my surprise discovering … Continue reading Comfortable

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