A dog is a man's best friend according to experts. Women argue that "all men are dogs" and it's fitting. We both share one thing in common, we can't speak for ourselves. An ethnic group in Nigeria has added dogs to the MENU. Such a shame PETA hasn't found them out yet. Dogs are smart … Continue reading If Dogs Could Talk

I blame myself for having nut cases for friends. Every single one of my friends is challenged one way or the other (yes even you). Even in a bit of a crisis situation, the ingrained foolishness still shines through. Gottfried: Shit, I just lost my wallet! Gregg: Ah that sucks man, you’re still buying me … Continue reading The (B)Lame Game

Humor is life and is seen in everything around us. That being said, it's not okay to just sit quietly and then suddenly burst into fits of laughter. Psychopath! There are people who refuse to follow the natural order of things but in the end, life has a way of humbling us. Doctor: Sir Patient … Continue reading Humor Me

You stop and stare at your reflection in the mirror one early morning and wonder to yourself, what kind of human stares into the mirror first thing in the morning? Then you chuckle, stop midway and wonder to yourself, this is crazy! How am I thinking and I can hear my own thoughts? Am I … Continue reading That’s Just Human

The year is 2004, Staff Primary School. We are being monitored closely. My class is full of notorious noisemakers, and I'll have you know, I had no part. (Who am I kidding? of course, I'm their king). Movement has been restricted and talking earned your name being penned down in the evil book of pupils … Continue reading No Longer At Ease