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The Keys To Happiness

June 3, 2019January 7, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 214 Comments

What makes you happy? Is it putting a smile on the faces of others? Or maybe it's seeing your enemies suffer? True story, if you've ever been bullied, there's nothing more rewarding than seeing a bully suffer for their crimes. Back in school a particular bully did so poorly in an examination, he had to … Continue reading The Keys To Happiness

Reeks of Poverty

May 27, 2019November 18, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 248 Comments

Have you ever been so broke, all you had for dinner was sleep? Philosophers say that 'extreme poverty anywhere is a threat to humanity everywhere' and I quite agree with them. There's a reason why America tries to police everyone else, secretly spying on us to see if our fortunes have changed under the guise … Continue reading Reeks of Poverty

What Happens After Dark

May 20, 2019February 12, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 170 Comments

It's the eve of Christmas. Celebration is in the air. Everyone is concerned about the presents but not Chike. He has his eyes on the prize. The Xmas turkey is marinating in the oven and he wants an early piece. Like a G.I Joe, he goes into stealth mode. After successfully navigating through the living … Continue reading What Happens After Dark

The Little Things

May 13, 2019January 20, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 172 Comments

Dinner is served. It's fried Rice and Turkey. I'm amped up! George just got back from the boarding house. It's a celebration. Two seconds into the meal, I hear a not-so-familiar sound. I look up and see George trying to force a helping of rice into a mouth that is already full, worse still he's … Continue reading The Little Things

Handling Pain

May 6, 2019December 22, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 296 Comments

Pain is that ill-advised trip to the pee at 2am. Just as you're about to make a left turn to the bathroom, you stub your toe against a sharp edge of the bed. Suddenly the sleepiness vanishes from your eyes, you're in excruciating pain. You open your mouth to scream but only air comes out. … Continue reading Handling Pain

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