There is a permanent bias towards tall people. For short people and/or fat people, people are quick to get on a high horse when you call out the obvious. But giants get no such protection. I am always getting roasted for being tall like it's a bad thing. Talking about "you're tall for nothing". How … Continue reading In The Eyes Of A Giant

I'm in a dark hole. Serious question marks over how I got here in the first place but I'm doing my best not to overthink it. A straw-like object is attached to my abdomen and it's supposed to keep me alive even though it tries to strangle me every now and then (Must have been … Continue reading The Truth

There are things we've seemingly normalized in today's society and we need to address a few of them because, why not? "The best things in life are free". No, they're not! "I always tell people". First of all, you don't always tell me, as a matter of fact, you've never told me. Do I look … Continue reading Make It Make Sense

The intriguing thing about table manners is that the rules only apply to a select group of people. I mean, how can you have table manners if you have no dinner table to begin? For those who eat and toss the dishes under their beds, this one's (isn't) for you. Table manners are quite literally … Continue reading How Mannered Are Your Table Manners

In another universe, she's the Prime Minister of Britain and there's no Brexit because why'd you need to leave the house when all your family is here? You know you've landed in hot water with her when she hits you with this iconic one-liner. What went wrong with you? You're having a conversation with yourself … Continue reading Felicia