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Church Doing Church Things

February 18, 2019May 16, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 164 Comments

Church is really where all the magic happens. I do find it a tad offensive when ushers wake you up from your beauty sleep midway into the service. After all, it's your father's house, you're supposed to be allowed to sleep freely. Ushers really need to do better, sometimes cut people slack, you don't know … Continue reading Church Doing Church Things

Traffic Series

February 11, 2019February 3, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 144 Comments

I'm sure at some point, every single one of us has been stuck in a traffic jam for one reason or the other. I mean, it could well be that a section of a road wouldn't let go of the tires, hence causing an overload. There's a host of other things that happen to cause a traffic … Continue reading Traffic Series

Expectation Versus Reality

February 4, 2019November 28, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 168 Comments

The earth is flat like a Monopoly board game argue evolutionists. Some others say it is spherical. I say, who cares about that! The fact that it is spiraling along the Milky Way Galaxy, moving at an average velocity of 828,000 km/hr is what makes me an uneasy man. If that doesn't keep you up at night, then I don't … Continue reading Expectation Versus Reality

Conversations With My Brain

January 28, 2019January 23, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 158 Comments

The brain is probably the most intricate aspect of the human body directly affecting life and living. The only distinguishing feature between us and other lesser animals is in its usage. Some people will argue they're not animals but wouldn't wash their hands before a meal. It's weird that sometimes it decides to have a … Continue reading Conversations With My Brain

Think About It

January 21, 2019November 15, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 136 Comments

What if the reason men wear suits is so that when birds fly, they look like they're shuffling? But it's a figment of your imagination, which can't be caught on camera because the opticians' verdict is that grandma shifted her hip bone? Think about it! What if in an alternate reality, you're awake but yet asleep … Continue reading Think About It

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