We need to create a department of common sense. People should be required to write special exams before they earn the right to vote. If you have room temperature IQ, you shouldn’t be allowed to participate in elections. Blind support in this day and age should be punishable by hanging. If you don’t know enough … Continue reading Elections

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. Our shared family trait is crazy. If your family doesn’t make fun of your struggles then are they even family? Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. One day I can tell my grandkids I’m older than touch screen devices and … Continue reading The gift of Family

Did you know that there are zero calories in minding your own business? Trust me, when you mind your business, life is way less stressful. It is better to have your nose in a book than in someone else’s business. Avoid gossip today by reading a book. Hey I found your nose. It was in … Continue reading How to mind your Business

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder. Every now and then, your phone buzzes and you see a bank alert. In this moment, your mind races through a ton of possibilities. Is it credit alert? Debit? What do they want? Banks shouldn’t be allowed to message me if its isn’t about credit … Continue reading Credit Alert

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub? Now, I’m not saying that I hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it. Today is the day I no longer have the energy to pretend to like … Continue reading Letting go of Hate