It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. Don’t just read the easy stuff. You might be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it. Nobody remembers losers, only winners. Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. Dear lord, all I ask is a chance to prove … Continue reading Winning

I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?' All the dangers in our world are like a blessed wake up call. They tell us to live life NOW… not tomorrow, not when the children grow up, not when … Continue reading The Wake Up Call

My hobbies include eating and also thinking about the next time I will be eating. I’m not hungry. I’m bored. Therefore I shall eat. Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Need to keep count of what you’re eating. I may look like I’m having deep thoughts … Continue reading Hunger Games

It's the best being an underdog and coming out on top. I think everything I do tends to root for the underdog. In fact, I think everyone roots for the underdog. I wonder why that is. There’s a place in me that can really relate to being the underdog. Never mind being an underdog, keep … Continue reading The Underdog

I know the title is a bit misleading, this isn't a post about Accountants. To be accoutable is to be able to count, meaning I should be able to count on you. Get it? The day our relationship ended was the day you lied about farting. There was no reason to deny that fart, it … Continue reading Accountability