So I asked my readers/fans/friends to pay tribute to me. Their opinions range from the mundane to the downright ridiculous. Here are the most profound paragraphs that made the cut. Enjoy! Gottfried is the type of man to knock a passenger in a moving bus and run away after. Mr. Easy life. He doesn't like … Continue reading Gottfried

If you're into mind-boggling tales, you're sure gonna love this one. I want to tell you the most nerve-wracking, compelling story ever written. Strap-on and join me on this journey of the most wanted man in the history of humanity, his name, Uche. Like all excellent thieves, he started small. Stealing all the hearts of … Continue reading Rob-in-hood

Laughter they say is the best medicine, I'd like to disagree, ecstasy pills put in a pretty good shift. It's always good to hear people laugh at your jokes though. That is, till they laugh so much they start crying now you don't know if you should continue talking or hand them a tissue. Some … Continue reading Laugh ‘n’ Gas

Following the birth of the guinea pig, my folks were optimistic that the second batch will feature some improvements. They weren't wrong, along came Jayne, as fair and round as hot cross buns. Irresistible A smart mouth (No surprises there). Pearl didn't exactly like eating much, eating was a chore. Management knew this, but guess … Continue reading Jayne

I've lived the majority of my years with a big mouth. Yes literally and figuratively. I'm the guy to tell you that your fly is open from across the room. If you do get embarrassed, I want to let you know that it was entirely my intention. I'm perpetually in one tight fix or the … Continue reading Big Mouth