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True Blindness

March 20, 2023April 2, 2023 ~ Gottfried ~ 56 Comments

People are blind to reality and only see what they want to see. Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth. I’m not blind and stupid. I’m just in love. A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn’t there. The only thing worse than … Continue reading True Blindness

Losing My Mind

March 13, 2023March 24, 2023 ~ Gottfried ~ 70 Comments

I’m losing my mind, but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be okay. I’m not getting old. I just can’t remember stuff because my brain is full. I need to let go of everyone’s secrets so I can make some room. I’ll be hosting a … Continue reading Losing My Mind

Waiting for a Sign

March 6, 2023March 16, 2023 ~ Gottfried ~ 94 Comments

Admit it, you’re waiting for something you know won’t happen. There is no sunrise so beautiful that is worth waking me up to see it. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. If you're waiting for the moment, here it is. If you're aiming for the heart then you can't miss. Continue to … Continue reading Waiting for a Sign

Elections

February 27, 2023March 9, 2023 ~ Gottfried ~ 48 Comments

We need to create a department of common sense. People should be required to write special exams before they earn the right to vote. If you have room temperature IQ, you shouldn’t be allowed to participate in elections. Blind support in this day and age should be punishable by hanging. If you don’t know enough … Continue reading Elections

The gift of Family

February 20, 2023March 3, 2023 ~ Gottfried ~ 60 Comments

Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts. Our shared family trait is crazy. If your family doesn’t make fun of your struggles then are they even family? Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. One day I can tell my grandkids I’m older than touch screen devices and … Continue reading The gift of Family

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