You know what they say about firstborns, the guinea pig for parenting. Pearl arrived to a lot of celebrations and fanfare. Little did management know that three more were on the way. Born a Luna, she took the role head-on. The alpha of the pack, she made us tick. The glue between the parents and … Continue reading Pearl

It's something you've dreaded all your life. Legends tell the tale of a man who contracts the ultimate illness which eventually kills him. It's name, Love. You take a look at this individual and say the sacred words. "From today, your bullshit is my bullshit, and my bullshit is your bullshit. Capeesh?" She unfortunately agrees, … Continue reading Meeting Her Parents

There is a permanent bias towards tall people. For short people and/or fat people, people are quick to get on a high horse when you call out the obvious. But giants get no such protection. I am always getting roasted for being tall like it's a bad thing. Talking about "you're tall for nothing". How … Continue reading In The Eyes Of A Giant

I'm in a dark hole. Serious question marks over how I got here in the first place but I'm doing my best not to overthink it. A straw-like object is attached to my abdomen and it's supposed to keep me alive even though it tries to strangle me every now and then (Must have been … Continue reading The Truth

There are things we've seemingly normalized in today's society and we need to address a few of them because, why not? "The best things in life are free". No, they're not! "I always tell people". First of all, you don't always tell me, as a matter of fact, you've never told me. Do I look … Continue reading Make It Make Sense