From the echelon of relationships cosigned by Cupid, I bring you good tidings of great joy. Don't fret about how your first date will pan out, I got you! All you have to do is to painstakingly read and apply every single nugget of wisdom contained in this post. All bets off, you will absolutely … Continue reading How To See Out A First Date
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Before You Get married
Marriage is a conscious decision to find someone who supposedly gives you peace of mind, happiness and then committing to them. Right? Right? Wrong! It is finding that one person whose bullshit you're willing to cope with for the rest of your life. FYI you're free to quote me, I don't have bags of experience to fall back on. Heck, … Continue reading Before You Get married
Oligbo
Adolf Hitler meh, Muammar Gadaffi who? I raise you Oligbo! For the first time in my brief history, I witnessed a wrestling bout between a hostel warden and a student. An Oligbo masterclass. The hostel warden and Oligbo had a spat and in passing, Oligbo called him a bastard, bear in mind this was towards the … Continue reading Oligbo
On The Highway Of Love
Based on real-life events. So a guy pays a lady's bus fare on the bus I'm on. From where I'm seated, they both look like they're in their mid-thirties (you know that age where midlife crisis is about to hit). They start a conversation, the lady I guess is chuckling but I can't hear a thing because … Continue reading On The Highway Of Love
Church Doing Church Things
Church is really where all the magic happens. I do find it a tad offensive when ushers wake you up from your beauty sleep midway into the service. After all, it's your father's house, you're supposed to be allowed to sleep freely. Ushers really need to do better, sometimes cut people slack, you don't know … Continue reading Church Doing Church Things