I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they pick up, I'll say "Text Me" and hang up. Have you ever wondered why your phone is at it's busiest when it's on silent? Phone on silent = 10 missed calls and 15 new messages. Turn … Continue reading Calling

Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times. Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one. Marriage is sharing a home with a person most likely to murder you. Television has … Continue reading Murderous

This post is a cry for help. I have run out of ideas of things to write. The only reason I'm writing this is that I recognise a number of you are hooked onto banter republic and I don't want to leave you hanging. The way to deal with this addiction is to slowly wean … Continue reading Running out of Ideas

I get awkward when someone compliments me and I don’t know what to say. Someone wished me a happy birthday once and I responded, “same to you.” Compliments are gifts. Receive gracefully and simply say, Thank you. Don’t say “I know.” Don’t be a twat. What do you know? True humility is being able to … Continue reading How to take Compliments

Being fooled does not make you a fool. You only become a fool when you continuously fall for the same shit. You are responsible for your life. You can’t keep blaming someone else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. It’s your fault you’re stagnant. The only games that should be played in … Continue reading How to avoid getting Played