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Traveling At The Speed Of Life

April 15, 2019January 13, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 140 Comments

You open your eyes, you're in lane four representing the pink house in the 1500m race. You already pleaded with the house captain to let this cup pass, but they wouldn't budge. 800 meters into the race, you throw in the towel and fall in a heap. As you're helped up, and glucose is being … Continue reading Traveling At The Speed Of Life

Unraveling The Mysteries Behind Women

April 8, 2019December 12, 2020 ~ Gottfried ~ 226 Comments

I want to expressly say that the headline may have been a bit misleading, no two women are the same, but they all suffer a varying degree of indecisiveness, which if unchecked, can cause them to spiral out of control. Here's what you really need to know. When she says yes, she actually means no, … Continue reading Unraveling The Mysteries Behind Women

Think Like A Man

April 1, 2019January 17, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 178 Comments

Ladies listen up, I'm breaking the bro code to bring you first-hand information on all the things your man/spouse/partner/husband/non-binary affiliate wouldn't ordinarily tell you. It might cost me a steak at the cookout but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take. His arm hurts. I know that you love cuddling up to him with your … Continue reading Think Like A Man

The Deceit of Virtual Conversations

March 25, 2019February 19, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 148 Comments

Social media, for all the world of good it does, it has its cons. And frankly, in my opinion, it has laid the foundation on which the deceit that constitutes the fabric of today's society resides. Here's how. People who use smiley faces when they are not even amused. Person: Knock Knock Me: Who's there? … Continue reading The Deceit of Virtual Conversations

How To See Out A First Date

March 18, 2019February 5, 2021 ~ Gottfried ~ 228 Comments

From the echelon of relationships cosigned by Cupid, I bring you good tidings of great joy. Don't fret about how your first date will pan out, I got you! All you have to do is to painstakingly read and apply every single nugget of wisdom contained in this post. All bets off, you will absolutely … Continue reading How To See Out A First Date

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