You ever look at someone and wonder at how they've survived this long-living the way they have? Then you know how it is with Davies. His parents missed a trick by not naming him "survivor" like your typical Igbo parents. He is a modern-day "cyborg" with a beating heart and blood running through his veins … Continue reading Davies

In the military, there's a saying that "if it's possible for things to get worse, they'll definitely get worse". You saw this one coming, didn't you? What you didn't see coming though, was what your towel had to say about you. Oh and yeah watch out for sponge, she thinks there's some sort of injustice … Continue reading Talking Furniture Part II

So I had a chat with all the pieces of furniture in your house and interestingly they had quite a lot to say about you. Grab a chair, it might be a while. The bathtub went first, he wants to understand why it is, that you always leave soap suds on him after a bath? … Continue reading Talking Furniture

The stories of evolution are absolutely hilarious. If you take into account what some cultures believe happened in The Beginning. Scientists swear we evolved from apes and it's kinda believable. If you live in Lagos, and you're driving, there's the off chance you run into a few chimpanzees on the expressway. I mean, how else … Continue reading Man Meet Your Creator, The End

How do you want to be remembered? As a Sinner or a Saint? As the girl who never has money to subscribe for a data bundle or the guy who pays for everyone's ice cream? Cereal, Milk, Sugar, Water or Milk, Sugar, Water, Cereal? The haggler or the person who pays the asking? Tall or … Continue reading The Pursuit Of Relevance