An ancient dictum says that when the gods want to destroy someone, they first drive them mad. I’m really curious as to the second thing the gods were willing to do. I mean, what’s worse than being mad? A great many men are mad, and no one knows it, they do not know it themselves. I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it’s still there. It hasn’t gone anywhere.
You’re asking me? I wasn’t mad, but now that you’ve asked me SEVEN times if I’m mad…yes, I’m mad! I am livid! I don’t usually lose my temper. But if I get angry, it’s true, I’m scary to be around. Cause I’ll be smiling and chuckling to myself which are indeed the early symptoms of full-blown madness.
Boundaries of madness. If someone gets mad at you for creating a boundary, consider that a good sign that the boundary was necessary. That awkward moment when someone gets mad at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

To be mad is to care. If I didn’t care about you, I wouldn’t get mad at the things you do. So many things can drive you mad as a kid, not only music. Ever make a girl so angry that she skips the anger and goes straight to laughing like a lunatic? You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence by saying, “I just find it funny how” because there is a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
Madly in love. Unless it’s mad, passionate, or extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time. There are too many things mediocre in life, love shouldn’t be one of them. There are so many times I made you mad, irritated, upset, and tired. Today I just want to say that I’m thinking of continuing. The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time. Humor is reason gone mad.
Many that are not mad have, sure, more lack of reason. Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at walls all day long. Others are called writers and they pretty much do the same thing. You’re not mad, you’re just a writer. A mad writer. You see craziness is what makes the world go round. Without crazy, there wouldn’t be passion.
Sometimes you have to get angry for things to get done. I pulled a stunt once at a crowded banking hall because they were taking too long to attend to me. After screaming at everyone in the hall, I was escorted to the Managers office and promptly attended to. I had a wide grin on my face as I walked past the crowd on my way out. Madness indeed works! The mad person that knows that they are mad is close to sanity.
That’s mad
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Hilarious! Love your sarcasm!
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Thank you Judy 😌
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Thank you for defining mad in such a creative way. I think we are all are a little mad right now because of the virus. I agree that we writers are all a little mad. We spend a lot of time playing with imaginary friends.
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Haha, you’re welcome 😅
Yeah the virus is driving us nuts. Especially the nose mask thingy.
Yeah we’re all nuts because we think for ourselves and the audience too.
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Maddddd😂🔥🔥
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😂😂😂😂 this comment is the shit
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Oh my god, i got mad already😂😂
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Haha, no way. We need to do something 😅
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Unmmmm I have been waiting for quite some time for you to write a new post. How dare you make us wait?? Per usual you did not disappoint. So all is forgiven. Until next time Sir!! Good Day!! Xo
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I usually post every week, on Monday, what are you on about?
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A week is entirely way tooo long for me. I’m not playing with a full deck, have a lil compassion.
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haha, I’m actually laughing so hard right now
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lol how dare you laugh at my short comings. No seriously I enjoy your writing, and I’m clearly not the only one. Thanks xo
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haha, thank you. It’s comments like this that keep me going ❤
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Madness comes in different shades, shapes and sizes
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Oh, so you’re saying people then? Gotcha
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Personally, I like your attitude. 🙂
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Impersonally, I like your comment 😅
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Your a mad writer man😁😁
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Haha, thank you 😆
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Author, 2 questions for you.
1. ARE YOU MAD ?🙂
2. Can madness be graded ?
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I’m not sure I’m not mad
There are levels to this madness thing 😅
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Okay! So next time if someone questions my madness about certain things(basically food🤤), imma gonna show them this post😌!
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lol see now you have an alibi 😂
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Sahi pakde hain!🤪😂(hope you know this phrase😶🤭)
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main theek hoon 😅
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Hopefully you do!🤭😂
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😅
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