Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win. I’m thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me who exactly I don’t want to be. True friendship is being there for someone when they’re feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
I’m not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally to me. Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won’t expect it back. Some women play hard to get, I play difficult to understand. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
I know I’m a handful but that’s why you’ve got two hands. The funny thing is when you don’t let people disrespect you, they start calling you difficult. The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. All you need to succeed in life is ignorance and confidence. Once both are present, success is assured. There are traffic jams along the extra mile. Do your best to avoid it always.
Embrace the glorious mess that you are. I know sometimes I’m difficult and stubborn, but you have to admit that I’m totally worth it. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I think “Not now.”
Life is like looking for your phone. Most times it’s in your hand. Sometimes kids make it difficult for us to be the parents we imagined we would be. You can’t be both awesome and negative, you have to choose one. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Shun peace, choose violence.
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Whole truth.
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That’s what I’m saying 😅
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Great! Let’s embrace being more difficult and getting exactly what we want. You deserve the best, so don’t settle for anything less.
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Thank you 😊
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Being difficult is good, being extra difficult is better and being rigid leads to destruction
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You’ve accurately prescribed this drug. Don’t overdose
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I make it a habit to be difficult in every social situation I encounter. It pays to be persistent. Great post.
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Haha, you’ll be very memorable in the end
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Yes, i will.
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Yup 🥰
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Meny a comedy show has started “I hate difficult People” I love difficult people. I’m up to the challenge and those folks are great to laugh behind their backs. 🤣😎🙃
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Haha, this is like cash money for stand up comedy
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« I’m thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me who exactly I don’t want to be. » So true! My previous micromanager for example.
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Micro managers really reduce your lifespan
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We could all be perfect parents if we had been given the right children.
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Haha, you said it not me 😆
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So funny. And so true
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I know right 😅
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“All you need to succeed in life is ignorance and confidence.”
So true! You go nowhere when you start thinking about what you’re doing!
Thanks for the post, it brought me my daily dose of chuckles!
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You’re welcome. I’m glad I inspired you
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A treasure trove of good ones. I like the one about the problem with doing nothing.
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Thank you 🙏
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