Repaying Debt

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit National debt. It scares me that I’m better at paying off debt than my country is. I keep telling them, if they add 2% stupidity tax, the National debt will be paid off in a matter of weeks. That being said, I look forward to paying all my debt and getting back to just being broke.

He who is quick to borrow is slow to pay. A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy. I think I have enough enemies as it is. You know it is not in my interest to pay back the principal, or my principal to pay the interest. To me, Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it is reasonably close to oxygen.

When you owe money and don’t pay it back, do you know what that’s called? Stealing! Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice. I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst. Why are you Dming my family? My old school mates? Why?

Debt is not a tool. It is a method to make banks wealthy, not you. The borrower truly is a slave to the lender. What can be added to the happiness of a man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? I’ll tell you what; a second wife. Better to go to bed hungry than to wake up in debt.

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to. Now you’re at the back of the bar washing dishes because your card declined. Creditors have better memories than debtors. Having difficulty remembering things? Lend ten people money. Your mind will regain sharpness.

I’ll pay you back, is a code phrase for ‘you will never see your money again.’ The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. You’re worth more to him alive. If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stocks, not selling advice.

Does swimming in debt count as cardio?

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