Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Wild animals are less wild and more human than many humans of this world. And that’s why you should never play poker with the worlds fastest animal because he’s a cheetah.
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat. She really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home, we both had a good laugh. Dogs come when they are called. Cats on the other hand take a message and get back to you later.
The best way to be kind to Bears is not to be very close to them. Imagine shooting down a Bear for doing ‘Bear Things’? That’s cruel! Taking a dog named shark to the beach is also a bad idea. I named my dog “5 miles” just so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday.
When animals do something noble, we say they are behaving ‘like humans’. When humans do something disgusting we say they are behaving ‘like animals’. Clumsy use of the English language perpetuates the myth that animals are inferior and disposable beings.
Man is the only mammal that blushes – or that needs to. Man is also a clever animal who for the most part behaves like an imbecile. In our quest for wisdom, we arrived at the pearly gates of foolishness. Other animals don’t pay rent, neither do they buy food. We sold ourselves for clothes.
If people treat you like an animal in their lives. Stop barking. Be a Lion. Maul a few of them! On the beach and in the sea, animals don’t leave trash behind. Humans do. Please behave like animals. Rabbits jump and live for eight years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years…
There’s a message here
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Thank you big man!
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Great piece here.
Sad truth some humans are really terribly behaved.
Best paragraph, last paragraph!
Kudos Banter!
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Aww, thank you 🙏
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1. First paragraph is so goated because human beings are terribly behaved. This is why going on safaris is even a tourist thing. 2. You are the GOAT of first paragraphs. They are such a hit every single time. 3. Re: 2 above, asking us every week to pick a favorite is why you’re really a goat because you know the real answer in your heart of hearts. Have a fantastic week Mr. Banter😘
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haha, I’m interpreting this as greatest of all time 😅
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“Man is also a clever animal who for the most part behaves like an imbecile”.
You said it, I quoted it, someone should frame it.💯💯💯
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Haha, that’s the spirit
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Excellent post! I’ve been saying the same thing for years; animals are better than humans. 😀
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Thank you! They accused me of exaggeration
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Being able to slap eight people at once is what I need right now…
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It’s such an empowering ability in truth 😅
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I love this. Think about it this way We take animale into our homes and then become their slaves. Thiis makes no sense at all. It I may share a post
mysidewaysview.com/2023/10/21/new-stupidity-war-man-vs-anima
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Say no to slavery!
Aha, great plugging skills 😅
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What do people say again about call a man “an animal” and calling him “a lion” 🤣🤣
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haha, the disparity is so funny 🤣
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Every sentence a gem. Priceless and hilarious
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Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it
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Nice bant… banter republic 👌
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Thanks 😊
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Where is the registration point, I think I’m loving it here. And the last paragraph sums it all.
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Haha, just sign up for Banter Republic. It’s a lifetime contract 😅
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