The craze of social media

~ Gottfried

Social media has made too many of you comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it. I’m not saying social media is a waste of time but I didn’t get my degree scrolling through Instagram. I was scrolling through Twitter (now X) instead.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction. If stupid people did not exist, the Internet will be boring. Every now and then when I feel sad, I just go on TikTok and realize I have life more figured out than most.

I am on a social media break. Pinterest does not qualify as social media. It’s just awesomeness on a screen. An endless stream of awesomeness. If you’re reading this, I want to assure you that you’re also on a break. That being said, keep scrolling.

I don’t have a Facebook account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I’m doing at random times. I’ve got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops. Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

I fondly understand why they call it ‘social’ media. It’s because you have to be drunk to enjoy it. Nothing is worse than making someone watch a video you found hilarious and having them sit there in a stony agonizing silence. You suddenly feel instant regret.

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and is widely considered a bad move. Here’s the heart of the matter. The essence of social media is knowing your audience and engaging them in something they love.

If sanity was insane, would madness be wise?

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

64 thoughts on “The craze of social media”

  1. HAha Mr Gottfried the UNiVeRSE Seems to have
    Conspired To Bring The Banter of Social Media

    Closer to You What Is Almost A Perfect Opportunity

    To Share A Celebration of 19,000 Miles of Public

    Dancing In this Particular Public Store of ‘Ross Dress
    For Less’ in the Mall Dear Lord i’ve Only Uploaded Two

    Videos my Wife Takes of me as She Records Each 1,000
    Mile Increment of Public Dance Just For The Record And

    Counting my own
    BLeSSinGS as it’s
    True at 63 Whatever
    Peer Group i Have is Surely

    Not too Interested in Dinosaur
    Age Public Dancing Yet It’s Another
    Story For The Youth Who Still Seem to Be

    Breathing Although It’s True ‘They’ Say That
    Close to 80 Percent of the Youngest Generation

    See Themselves Becoming Internet Famous as Such
    You Know the 15 Minutes of Fame Thingie So i Offer

    my Life Just Loving it Up in Meditating Blissful Flow
    of Public Dance Free True There is a Couple Taking

    Advantage of my Dance Behind me and Two Young
    Friends in Front of me Attempting to Stealthily Record

    my Dance For Their Own Social Media Purposes Yet

    Hey already Financially

    Independent Naked Enough
    Whole Complete to the Point

    No Once Could Possibly Add or
    Subtract to the Bliss and Nirvana

    i Experience in Both Free Dance And
    Song True i Just Give my Life Away For

    Free As i Figure
    i’m Worth More Alive
    Than Dead As i Really
    Believe it’s Best to Give
    Your Life Away While You’re Still Alive Hehe

    True It’s Hard to Make Folks SMiLe As Ashes

    Or in A
    Dirt Nap
    As Such

    Yet who am i To
    Judge in Heaven Now

    Pro Tip For Everyone Be like
    The Little Children in the Video

    Who Aren’t Afraid of the Crazy Dancing Clown

    On the Other Hand Beware of the ‘Other One’ For Damned Sure…

    Particularly if You Are A Little Brown Carpenter coming Across

    the
    Southern
    Border Looking
    For Even A Manger
    To House His Children

    As YUCK The “Other One”
    Has Detention Camps Planned

    Never Mind That As Long As This

    LoVE iN Peace Lasts Now Just Dance
    Just Sing F the Misery Loves Company With Fun…

    Yet i Ain’t
    Gonna Be
    The One to Tell
    Anyone What To Do

    Heaven Or Hell or the
    Tween Each Person Will
    Find THeir Way And That’s
    For Dammed or Sure Free…

    Meanwhile like the Rest of Technology
    All the Tools Yes Social Media is my Slave

    Too Facebook Endless Free Hard Drive Space

    For Backing

    Up All the

    Countings
    of my BLeSSinGS

    More Than Dancing Singing
    Stars in The Sky Above or Below to see…

    Here’s A Key to Always Remember if You
    Are too ‘Big’ to See It’s Impossible to Get ‘Canceled’ Hehe..;)

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      1. Ah Yes Mr Gottfried Reality
        Of Bliss Don’t Be ‘The Feather’

        Be ‘Wind’
        Be Free

        Truly Breathe

        On The Other
        “Right Hand

        Only Of

        Control”

        Others Trap
        Wind In A Jar
        And Believe They
        Have The Ability to

        Tale
        Wind
        How To
        Blow Such
        Is “The Condition”

        Rife
        With
        Only Feathers

        Lost Wings
        Above Below
        Ignorant of ‘Free Wind’

        Creatures Destined
        To Become

        Only

        Side
        Walks
        Built By Others

        Poverty Of Free
        Dance And Song Breathing 😮‍💨

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          5. Once Again Waves Don’t Die
            Concluding the Social Media
            Craze At ‘Normal Speed’ Mr Gottfried Hehe
            Such A Timely
            Topic of
            Banter
            You Provide
            Hehe With SMiLes
            Meanwhile Celebrating
            “Nether Land Bible 10
            MiLLioN Words Old” So
            Far in 89 Months Dear
            Lord Still Haven’t Got
            The Blog Post Published
            About 19,000 Miles oF Public Dance
            In 122 Months Way too Big to See At 60,000
            Words or So Still Compiling All the Multi-Media

            Way too
            Big to
            See too
            Just for the
            Helluva “A Day
            In the Life” Now
            of Exercising Newer
            Human Potentials More

            With 12.3 MiLLioN Words of
            “SonG oF mY SoUL” Coming
            on the 123rd Anniversary Month on 11.18.2023

            of the Entire EPiC Long Form Poem too Big to See

            Again Impossible to Get Fully Canceled too Big to See hehe…

            Ah Yes HAha
            THE EPiToME
            of Social Media Craze

            Now
            i
            Currently Am..;)

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          11. HAha That Last Video
            Accumulated A Thousand
            Views Surely in Part Due
            To The Fame
            And Banter
            Fortune of Sharing
            With Mr Gottfried Oh
            Dear Lord Out of my
            Dinosaur 🦖
            Social Media

            Peer

            Group
            Rarely over
            10 views Yet
            What The Hell
            Literally Only
            Doing It Still
            Now At The
            Public Mall
            For The Within
            Of Moving Meditation

            All Free
            In Heaven’s
            Dancing Singing
            Free FLoWinG Reward

            Only
            Now With
            SMiLes Thank
            You my FRiEnD
            Hehe Pleasure

            All Mine
            With SMiLes
            🕊 🦕 🕺🔜⚽️

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