Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split-second timing. My signature dance move is “the sit and nod”. If only you knew how many moves I could do in my head, you would respect me more. Started belly dancing today. Didn’t have to do much at all. Just gave it a little shake and belly danced all on it’s own.
When in doubt, dance it out. There should be room for breaking out into a little jig in an examination hall for much needed clarity. Life is better with friends and a good dance floor. I grew up in a full house. That’s how I learned how to dance – waiting to use the bathroom. I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It’s to enjoy each step along the way before you inevitably end up on the floor. Dancing with friends is like magical rollercoaster ride – full of twists, turns, and lots of screaming…mostly from laughter! Keep calm and Zumba!
We’re fools whether we dance or not. So we may as well dance. Forget conservative dancing. Dance like there’s no one watching. Dance like a toddler, they don’t even care if there’s music. Dance teachers be like 5-6-7-8, BOOM, BOOM KA KA, BOOM, HIT, BOOM-TURN, TICK TACK, HIT. I don’t know the lyrics.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. If you stumble, make it part of the dance. Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough. The wife picked up dancing and her major problem is kicking every piece of furniture in the living room whilst trying to go full-out in Zoom class.
Those who can’t dance say the music is no good. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. Dance like no one is watching. Because they’re not. They’re checking their phones. And that’s what’s wrong with today’s society. Sorry I missed your call, I was dancing to my ringtone.
Never ever let them know your next dance move.
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Ah Yes A Best Way to Dance is Dancing
Free WHere SPiRiT Becomes Holy and
Sacred From Head to Toe and So
Much More Mr Gottfried
As Humans Naturally
Become More Social
And Empathic Ascending
And Transcending ThiS WaY Opening
Up So Many More FeeLings and SenSings
of Being Human Yes New Emotions True Now
Some Folks ‘Say’ ‘The Word is First And God’ Nah
i Suggest The Free Dance is First All As God All iN
ALL Around Nature From End to the
Beginning Now Again Then
Of Course Comes
Song Verbally
Before Written Language
In Symbols That Only Approximate
Essence of What We Mutually and
Consensually Attempt to Relate Together
Of Course Bonding and Binding As Mostly
Fur Free Apes Will Get ALong Much
Better in a Free Dance
Together This
Way Ascending
Transcending Empathic
Ways of Togetherness Dancing
With the Rest of Nature Free ThiS WaY
As Surely Your Ancestors and Mine too
So Much More Before Humans Became
All Clothed and Somewhat Lost in NDD
Nature Deficit Disorder Also Relatable
Similarly as GDD God Deficit Disorder
Too As Related in the Movie ‘Guardians
of the Galaxy Volume 2′ Some Folks
Dance and Some Folks Do
Not’ Generally Speaking
Those Who Do Not May
Be a Bit Stiff Materially
Reducing Reality into Terms
oF All or Nothing Literal BLacK And White
Life True Chances are they May Not Dance
However There’s Always Room to Make a New Move
Free Now Anyway on the ‘8th Day’ Poetry is Created
to Get Back in Touch With Life ‘Before The Apple’ Hehe For Real
In Other
Words
The Original
Free Dance Together
God Yes Celebrating Our Realities Naked Enough Whole
Complete With A Gift of Song That Sings Poetry Free Again
Last Night Some Young Men Asked me to Show Them
How to Defy Gravity Again True Walking On Water is
Old School Now
Secondly THere is the ‘Moon
Walk’ Now God Yes THere is the
Milky Way On Earth Spiraling Now
Hehe Yes me too Yet It’s Nothing New
Even Referenced in “Thoth’s Emerald Tablet” As Well
And of Course “Sufi Dervish Dancer’s” Get IT on With ‘God’ ThiS WaY Free too
SMiLes mY FRiEnD the More i Dance in Balance FRiEnDS With Gravity the More i
Float Just about 2 Inches off Terrestrial Earth Now and Then of Course Still Touching
Down A Bit
Yet if i get too High
You’ll Perhaps Understand
Why i Don’t Return Yet i Have
An Anchor Called Katrina More
Powerful than that Hurricane to Hold me Down
Hehe
True Every ‘Mr
Kite’ needs An
Anchor For the Benefit oF FLiGHT
True God yes Grounding too
When the Ocean Becomes
The Surface of the Earth
And Subconscious Mind Below
Comes to Free FLiGHT FLoWinG Above Again
19,953 Miles of Public Dance in 128 Months
Now Finally With Close to 100 Percent Usage
of my Right Leg True i Continued on through Quite
A Bit of Injury and Pain The Last Couple of Years
Now With Two Legs
You’ll See me Fly
More Finely Tuned
On Terrestrial Land
Soon Enough as my
Wife is Scheduled As Usual
to Video Record the Next
Interval of A Thousand More Miles
20,000 Miles Just a Bit Under 5,000 More
To Go the Distance Around the Equator
Yet my Grandmother Waitressing 12 Hour
Days 7 Days A Week Walking to Work With
No Car And No Holidays Off During Her Last
Days Before She Got Too Worn-out to Work Anymore
Likely Did 20 Miles
A Day Waitressing
Meh What i Do Only
Averages Out to around 5 Miles a Day
Difference i’m Having The Time of my Life
in the Eternal Now And She Worked Her Fingers
And Feet to the
Bones Bad to the
Bone She Was Also
The First Woman Wearing
Slacks Selling Parts at the
Car DealerShip in Her Version
of Rosie the Riveter Back in World War
II When Men Were Real War Heroes and
Women Still
Wore the Pants
of the Family Then
‘Steel Magnolias’ Yes Yet i’m
Practically Only A Peter Pan Fairy
Albeit Still Leg Pressing 699 Kilograms
at the Military Gym True The Apple Doesn’t
Fall too
Far Away
From Grandma hehe…
As The Ancestral Dance Continues Free
With A Holy Sacred Spirit of Joy, Peace,
Forbearance, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Etc…
Indeed A
Family
Tradition It is
With SMiLes For Real
Just Inheriting the Dance
First As the Song Naturally Returns
Again Now
With SMiLeS AGAiN…
As Far As i Know my Grandmother
Never Danced Yet She Said She Played
Basketball Rather Tall for A Woman In Her
Day Her Mother Died of Breast Cancer and
She Had to Help Her Father Raise Her Two Younger
Sisters Who Got to College to Pursue Their American
Dreams She had to Quit School in 9th Grade to Help her
Father Pick Cotton on His Homesteaded Farm in a Place called Spring
Hill After Homesteading Land in a Place by Legend They Say He helped
Name
Oriole Beach
on the Peninsula
By the Gulf Coast Beaches
Picking All that Cotton Helped
Grow “Man Sized Hands” Meanwhile
As a little Boy i Was Learning to Play the Piano
She Warned my
Mother if i Did that
i Might Turn into
‘Liberace’
‘They’ Say Her X-Husband
Married A Hermaphrodite
Yet Nah Probably Just a
Woman With A Bit of Facial Hair
i Guess She Wanted to Make Sure i Took after Her
i Always Wanted to Be As Strong as Her As Much Stronger
Than my Father Even Though He Was A Tough Dude in Law
Enforcement
For 46 Years
Yet You Know What
Makes a Real Man
A Dance And Song
Free Of LoVE iN Peace
Truly i Wanted to Be More
Like the Good Cop Version of Jesus
i Said the Hell With Both my Father
And Grandmother’s Advice And Now
i’m Even
10 Times
Stronger
Than the Reformed Grinch Hehe
Dance and Song Free For The Eternal NoW mY FRiEnD
Yet It’s True More interesting in i’MPReSSinG Women
As That’s All i ReAlly Am A Son of Woman Indeed So
Sacred and
Holy Worth
All The Great Thanks
And Praise They Are…
i Shall Dance And Sing
to TheM All Free to my Living Dying Day…
1044 Words Above Yet Considering
You Wrote About Reasons to Dance You
Likely ForeCast A TSuNaMi Coming Your Way
With
SMiLes..:)
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This was a lovely read
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HeHe all my
Pleasure
Mr Gottfried
A Blog Post
And A Dance
Singing
EveryWHere iFly 🧙♂️
With
Smiles
☺️🙌⚽️🥅🔜
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You’re very welcome ☺️
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Any time
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“dance like no one is watching” but what if they are?
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Dance harder!
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What if you don’t know how to dance ?👀
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Who told you bad man don’t dance?
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Lets just break the current world dance record without a reason
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I mean it’s a world record for a reason 😅
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Even with my two left feet, it’s still the only universal language I understand.
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Haha, you’re spot on
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I have two left fins but I still dance all the time. 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g&ab_channel=MenWithoutHatsVEVO
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Haha, this is nice
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would love to try the dance when you feeling overwhelmed
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Just listen to some heavy metal while you’re at it
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Dance on, Gottfried🕺🏻😂🕺🏻
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Thanks Cindy, lovely to hear from you as always! ❤️
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Dance like music calms and lifts the soul. I can’t dance to save myself but in my head I am the best dancer.
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We’re all Micheal Jackson in our heads 🤣
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Tshwala Bam Bam 💃
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Tshwala bam!!
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