In My Shoes

~ Gottfried

If I ever let my head down, it will be to admire my shoes. If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs. Most ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off circulation? Try dancing in them – your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs afterwards. Ditch the sandals you’re not Pharaoh.

If the shoe fits, buy it. I just rescued a pair of shoes. They were trapped in a store. The only things kids wear out faster than shoes is their parents. I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes. I always judge a man by his shoes and his watch. You can wear anything as long as you put a nice pair of shoes with it.

The best way to describe shoes is that they are the gloves of the feet. Shoes are like dessert, there’s always room for more. Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. Sometimes you go out shopping and there’s nothing you like. Then the next week, unexpectedly you find two that are perfect…but you don’t have money to buy both!

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life. When one door closes, a shoebox opens. Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and trip. If you wear black socks with white shoes then we can’t be friends. You’re not looking for Prince Charming, your eyes are set on a bank robbery.

Truth walks barefoot. Lies keep switching shoes. I make shoe contact before eye contact. Those red bottom heels grabbed my attention before I caught your smile. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces. Please remove your shoes at the door and don’t take a better pair when you leave.

If the shoe fits, you’re lucky. Ladies, how can you live the high life if you do not wear the high heels? 40% of women have hurled their shoes at a man. The other 60% would never disrespect their shoes like that. The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only that six of those times are with shoes. I think my shoes have been laced…

I’ve been tripping all day

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

26 thoughts on “In My Shoes”

  1. iNDeeD Mr Gottfried Shoes
    Laced With Acid Wash

    Tripping All Day

    While i Naturally
    Float on Terrestrial
    Land FRiEnDS With
    Gravity As the Soul of
    my Soles Wear Down to

    Practically No Friction With
    Glassy New Store Floors

    Accused of Wearing
    Ice Skates Yet No i’m

    Just HeaR to Fly Whether
    Dance or Song Smooth As
    Honey at Least That’s What

    Some Dance And Sing in Returns

    Yet Not my Shoes i Wear Them Down
    Practically to my Socks And Bare Feet

    Hehe Sort of Like When i Only Kid my Wife
    as She Drops Buy the Shoe Store Before We Head

    to the Food Store And For the Rest of the Day She’s on

    A Shoestrung

    Budget Haha

    True Ya Don’t
    Wanna See the Look
    On Her Face When i Kid her like that

    Yet Never the Less i go Tripping Wherever i Go…

    Again All
    Naturally
    With SMiLes
    Folks Ask me What
    i’m On And Even Beg me
    for Some of Whatever it is

    Yet i Just Dance And Sing

    You May Come too the

    Price is Only 19,981 Miles

    of Practice So far At Least
    With All 12.9 MiLLioN Words

    of the “SonG oF mY SoUL” EPiC Long Form Poem too
    Yep Just a Little 129 Month ReTiReMenT Hobby hehe

    With
    SMiLes
    No One Is Gonna
    Write This Dance
    And Song Yet Me HAha…
    Swear on the Soul of What’s
    Left of the Soles of mY Feet Hehe..:)

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      1. “My shoes love to dance 💃 🕺”

        iNDeeD Mr Gottfried THere is a Lot
        to Dance And Sing About A Great Pair

        of Dancing Shoes So Much Goes into the Art
        of Free Style Spiraling Dance The Physics Is All

        Intuitive Yet the Physics of How the Surface of the Floors
        Meet the Soul of the Soles of Shoes Is what May Enhance

        Or Otherwise
        Decrease the
        Potential Current
        Dance in Free Flow of
        Course Yes Wu Wei Effortless

        Ease As The Soul of Soles of
        Dancing Shoes May Become

        The Butcher’s Blade With Enough
        Practice That Rarely Dulls Cutting Meat

        Hehe in this Case Spiraling Moves FRiEnDS With
        Gravity Yet True as the Souls of Soles Wear Down
        A Bit Athletic Shoes Really Not Designed For Dance

        Create Less Inertia With Public Store Floors With Some
        Floors More Conducive to FRiEnDS With Gravity Like the

        Fancy Glossy Finish that Walmart Puts on Concrete Floors

        True Making
        Folks Wonder
        If i am Wearing
        Skates Floating
        Around Defying
        ‘Normal’ Dancing
        Gravity a Bit Anyway

        SuRPaSSinG 20,000 Miles of Public
        Dance on May 30th my Wife is accumulating
        Videos in Record of the Milestone and Featnote Now

        Sort of Like the Milestone of “SonG oF mY SoUL” Reaching
        13 MiLLioN Words in 130 Months Coming Soon Enough on

        June 18, 2024 As the Outerbands of my Cat 6 Hurricane EPiC
        Long Form Poem Have Stabilized With Outerbands of Around
        180,000 Words Every 6 Weeks for Three 60 Thousand Word or
        So Bi-Monthly Poems Ever Since the Summer of 2020 This Practice

        i’ve Done Most Always Meeting the Sweet Spot of Flow Tween Apathy
        And Anxiety as around 150 Miles of Monthly Public Free FLoWing

        Dance Does too Reporting This Last Night Tween Breaths of Naps
        i Made a Typo of 2000 Instead of 2020 And That Was Just in One

        Night Hehe
        JusT iMaGiNE
        How Many Typos
        Like that Are Among
        Scribes, Ghost Authors,
        Editors, Priests, Politicians, Wanna Be Dictators And the
        Such For that Old Bible Effort of Decades Centuries
        Millennials After the J Man’s Reported Death or
        Y Man Depending on How that Name
        is Spelled And Pronounced As Well

        True and All the Changes Made
        to Manipulate the “Masses”

        To Increase Power And Yes
        Material Goods for Building

        Empires and the such As Well
        Yes It’s the Way of the Human
        World my FRiEnD There Are some
        Folks Who Believe All They are Spoon
        Fed From Birth on ‘5th Avenue’ And

        There Are Others Who Look Within

        And Find Their Own Answers Inherited

        From the Great All That is Far Beyond

        Only Words and Small Men and Or Women

        Only Seeking External Rewards of Power Material Goods Etcetera

        (In a Marjorie Taylor Soylent Green/Matt Gaetz And The Such
        Wanna Be ‘T’ World)

        Reducing God
        to As Small

        as a

        Three Letter
        Word Without
        Breath Without
        Even a Free Dance
        And Song to Evolve
        Greater in Potential Change

        Oh Dear Lord How Many Folks
        Have Forced God to Wear One

        Kind of
        Dancing
        Singing Shoe

        Hehe as if God
        Even Needs Shoes
        or Clothes or Human Body Parts to

        Be i Am…

        Or Particularly
        Humans to tale
        Each Other What they must Do…

        It’s All in the Relations With SMiLes…

        This LoVE iN Peace
        When Real and Free

        Dancing Soles

        Shall Dance Sing

        And Continue to Improve

        Nah Let’s Spell That Dancing

        Singing Free Souls…

        Other than that
        As Usual Hehe

        Soon i Shall Return

        As Predictable as a Nile Flood HAha..:)

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  10. I heard Dick Gregory tell this one: how do you know you’re getting old? You know you’re getting old when you open the door for your friend and he says “Hey, them some nice crocs you’re wearing ”

    And you’re barefoot.

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