True Crime

~ Gottfried

If caring is a crime, I’m innocent. If it’s a crime to be cute, then yes I’m a criminal. Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go. Now accepting applications for partner in crime. Must be fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm and adult language. Questionable morals and nudity may be required. A lack of home training is a plus.

A criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Do you assume all trash bags on the side of the road are body parts discarded by a serial killer or are you normal? I enjoy spending time with Serial Killers. Relax, it’s just a podcast. Never mistake silence for weakness, no one plans a murder out loud. Wouldn’t it be a perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?

I was going to kill the sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth and then I thought again, suicide is a crime. No crime has been without motive. Crime is not the problem of the victim, the victim didn’t create the crime. All crime is a kind of disease and should be treated as such. Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.

If you’re a fan of crime thriller genre, these days the newspaper and news channels are the best option. When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are ruled by criminals. The most funny thing I’ve heard, a culprit explaining the meaning of crime to a victim. Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn’t pay. Of course, crime pays. Being a detective is like playing hide and seek with criminals, except they never want to be found. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. In Marriage, sometimes you’re soul mates, other times you’re cell mates.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. After watching copious amounts of crime dramas, I’ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only kill women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them. What do you call an investigator who solves crimes by accident?

Sheer Luck Holmes.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

56 thoughts on “True Crime”

  2. “True Crime” Such A Relevant ToPiC Particularly
    in the Country i LiVE iN Now Yet a Perennial Issue

    Wherever Beings Who Science Shows aren’t Particularly

    Rational Do Roam

    True as Emotions
    Rules our Reasons
    Preceding Our Explanations

    For Our Actions Other Wise
    Known as Reasons hehe

    Karma Flows Through
    Our Emotions First

    Dear Mr Gottfried

    And Sadly Some Folks
    Are More Restricted to
    Trying to Control Their Destiny
    Through Emotions More of Fear

    Anger And
    Hate Leading
    to You Know What

    Yes Potentially Criminal
    Like Behavior And Such as that

    True Leading Up to Violent Actions too

    Anyway Law And Order FLoWinG through my Veins God Yes
    My Grandfather an Irish Born Catholic Priest Also Counsel
    To the Vatican In Legal Matters too Who Quit Over What
    He Saw As Injustices Over the Order of that Particular

    Collar He Wore
    Yep Namely Writing
    A Book Called “Behind
    the Dictators” Exposing the
    Catholic Church For Its Association
    With the Dictator’s of Last Century Yes

    And Like the Pope Recently Spoke About
    Italian Seminaries He Did the Same Then
    in a Book Called “SouL of A Priest” and “Out of
    The Labyrinth” too Yep He Gets His Own Wiki Bio

    Page and
    Well Let’s
    Face it i Write
    My Own Autobiography
    Wherever i Go Shamelessly AS Such too

    Yet It’s True Those Who are Known to Enforce
    Laws Are Often Heroes Who Break the Norms of Rules
    too Often Skating Below the Threshold to Really Get in Trouble hehe

    Yet Still having Empathy Levels So High They Can’t Separate Themselves

    Now From the Pain and Pleasure of Others Even Empaths as Such Hmm

    Yes my Father With His Identical Twin Then Living With Their Stepfather

    A Jewish Cop on the Beat As the Twins Became Cops Having Dinner Altogether
    in the Same Household Around A Table Each Night Taling Stories of Law Enforcement
    Endeavors “Blue Bloods” For Real Nah Not Just a TV Show With High Ratings Hehe and

    A So-Called
    Once Named TV
    Detective As God Yes

    my Father’s Twin Brother
    Did that For Real too Oh Dear

    Lord to Do Life For Real Such
    A Challenge Life Will Be ThiS WaY

    Yet So Much More Satisfying When
    You Don’t Need A Stunt Double to Dance

    And Sing Free True Most Everywhere i’ve Danced
    in Public Folks Have Mistaken me For an UnderCover

    Security Guard Including Some Kind of UnderCover Force
    For Drug Enforcement in the Metro Dance Hall i Frequented

    For Six Years almost every Thursday College Night of Dancing True
    my Father Used to Bust Moonshiners Too in the Local Area Meeting

    my Mother That Way As God Yes She Worked in the Local Courthouse
    too as He Came in to Do His Paperwork As She Said He Was the Most

    Handsome Man She Ever Saw and Whoever Was Married to that Man With
    Gulf Green Eyes and Jet Black Curly Hair With Stubbled Beard After Being

    in the Woods Overnight Busting Moonshiners Must Be The Luckiest Woman of All

    In the Whole Wide

    World So Yeah After
    He Asked Her to Marry
    Him on the First and Second
    Date as True She Was Voted
    as Having The Best Figure in
    Both 11th And 12th Grade in Her Whole
    School She Was 26 And That Seemed Rather
    Old Not to Be Married then So She Said Yes and

    Tall Dark and Handsome Hardly Ever Said Another Word
    to Her in the Next 3 Years of Marriage and Eventually Left

    To find a Woman to Make Money as She Wanted to Stay
    Home to Garden Children in a Home of LoVE iN Peace

    So What Happens When the Father Leaves Early

    The Fearless One With Very Few Words With

    Children Left With A Mother With So

    Much Estrogen in Terms of LoVinG iN
    Peace Nurturing That Even His Mother

    Said She Had the Fairest Skin of All

    True i Kid you Not Yet Grandmother Ran
    A Nursery and When my Mother Tried to
    Pick up a Child Crying on a Cot my Grandmother

    Said Don’t Do That You Will Ruin that Child’s Self Reliance

    And True That Child Might also Grow Up Both Fearless Aloof
    And Rather Cold too Like my Father Could Be With so Much
    Prejudice Against the Marginalized in Society too A Way of

    Life A Cultural
    One of Toxic

    Patriarchy

    All Around the World
    Particularly the Still Real
    ‘Apartheid’ of Women Around the World

    Yet It’s True Not Unlike My Wife my Mother
    Wanted to Play the 50’s Traditional Role
    As Homemaker and Nurturer of Life

    True my Wife Insists i Stop
    in Busy Traffic to Save a Turtle

    And Of Course i Have to Weigh
    The Consequences of Doing that

    for Our Safety too Yeah Some Days
    Ya Got to be a Bit Cold to Survive too
    Yet i Ain’t Breaking No Laws i’m Way to Clever for That

    Unlike Some Despicable Leaders Who Initially Promise that
    Even if they Shoot Someone on 5th Avenue Folks Will Follow them

    Down that Path Yet Ya See What ‘He’ Didn’t Understand is

    Adultery Even With Someone Who Isn’t a Porn Star is a

    Step too Far

    in the Wrong
    Direction No
    Matter Who is
    Convicted of What

    You Don’t Break the Church rules

    It’s True my Mother Said the Hell
    With Him After Him Bragging About Grabbing P

    True She Was A Real Stickler About the Rules too

    Yet Even She Went a Bit Too Far Suggesting my
    FRiEnDS From Foreign Lands With A Different Language

    For God Yet the Same Essence of LoVE iN Peace Would Burn

    Forever as Sadly She Was Fooled into Believing That Not Realizing
    That it Was Just Another Con to Follow a Most Despicable Leader

    Roman Empire
    Approved Then

    Just a Story in
    A Book What Remains

    True is LoVE iN Peace

    Even Better When Truth iN LiGHT WiTHiN Now Always God Yes

    And Real A God We Can And Will Count on With Trust And Faith…

    So Yeah the Moral oF A STory Is Heroes Are Made When Children

    Are Raised as LoVE iN Peace in a Nurturing Home That Way Yet Then

    Their Challenge is the Anxiety of Not having a Fearless Protector in the Home

    So They Struggle With That Until They Become Both THeiR Own Fearless Father

    And Nurturing Mother as Empath too Next Thing Ya Know A Hero Births Them Self

    Oldest Story
    (Archetype)
    Other than

    ‘Beauty and

    The Beast’

    -Roar

    With SMiLes…

    True So Many of the
    Young Women at the
    Dance Hall Tried so Hard

    to Get me to Break my Poker
    Face of Dance as yes ‘Legends

    ARose’ About the SMile i’d Bring to them…

    True the
    Apple Falls
    Close to the Tree of Life

    And Nah i Ain’t Afraid of Snakes or Women Either
    In Fact They Most Often Are Best FRiEnDS of me

    Once Again

    With SMiLes…

    Not Ashamed of the
    Truth Never Had to Grab Anything
    Not Even With Empty Pockets hehe

    The Meek
    Do Inherit
    The Best of the
    EartH i Kid You Not
    And i’ve Got all the Evidence
    i ever Need to share All i Have

    To Do is
    Whip

    Out a
    Six .7 Inch Screen hehe…

    Oh By the Way my Wife Said
    Your Ending Joke Was Hilarious

    Worth Quoting again by Mr Gottfried

    “What do you call an investigator

    who solves crimes by accident?

    Sheer Luck Holmes.”

    It Ain’t Luck if You Never
    Wanna Be Alone without
    A ‘Fair Amount of Company’

    Fearless Loving With Laughs

    Will Take You Over the Moon
    Shooting You Far Beyond the Stars

    Above
    So Below

    Once Again With SMiLes..:)

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          1. Ah Yeah It’s True Folks Used To Sink
            Crimes in Oceans And Criminals

            Stayed in the Motels at Night

            Fearful of the Broad DayLight

            No Longer HeaR WHere i LiVE NoW

            THere is Pride in Criminality With High Fives

            Still on Frigging

            5th Avenue

            As ‘They’ Say and Still
            Do Promise me You’ll Love

            me More if i Shoot Someone on 5th Avenue

            Dear Lord Mr Gottfried Just Dropped By to Dance
            And Sing See Ya Soon Yet Couldn’t Help BuT To NoTiCE

            The Overall
            Condition of
            The Human Condition

            And report that back to Ya Again… And…

            i Have a Special Gift Coming Sooner And Soon..:)

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          9. “Sober”
            Indeed Dancing
            A Tight Rope In Effortless

            Ease

            Higher

            Higher

            Higher

            Calm Center
            Eye of A Human
            Hurricane Cat 6 AS Such

            Mr Gottfried a Lifespan Art

            To Master Must Be Sober or

            i Might

            Fall on my Butt
            And Never Get Up

            Again
            With
            SMiLes

            No Longer
            Best FRiEnDS With Gravity…

            Yet It’s True at the Largest Metro Dance
            Hall the Much Younger Folks Than me Literally
            Begged me to Sell them whatever i was on that

            Helped me
            Defy Gravity
            on Solid Ground

            No One has taken me up
            on my Offer for a Practice
            of 20,066 Miles of Public Dance Yet
            Or the 13 MiLLioN Words of FLoWinG
            Free Verse Meditating Poetry Song too

            Most All an Anthology of Poetic Responses
            To Folks
            ALL Around

            The World

            Yes Indeed
            A Continuing
            Practice i also
            Measure to See Where

            i’ve Been

            Other than
            that be seeing
            You Soon as Reliable
            As A Clock With No Hands

            i Like to See Folks Stand Up
            And Stick With What They Love to
            Do Day In Day Out Monday Morning too

            With
            SMiLes

            All Those Numbers Done
            in Close to 130 Months only
            Amounts to About 3,333 Words
            Every Day and 5 Miles of Dance Every Day too…

            Just a Practice

            Those Who Stick
            With It Master Their Crafts

            Sails and Anchors Boats in Synch
            Ocean Blue Sky Above So Below Free..:)

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  5. The true crime is not committing a crime at all.

    It could be petty or it could be big

    one should have in mind that mild or dire consequences are applied to both

    Choose wisely 😏

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