True Connection

The only relationship I have is with my WiFi. We have a connection. Friends and relationships should be wirelessly interconnected. Many people are connected only when in range like a saved wifi network. Most of us don’t realize it but we’re all connected in a much bigger way than the fact we’re animals.

Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies. I think men that have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Sleep is for people without access to the Internet. Early to bed and early to rise proves that the person has no Internet connection. I don’t need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection. There’s life without Twitter and the internet? Really? Send me the link. I’ll join once I escape Tiktok.

A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one. Cheating is like stealing WiFi. The connection might be good but the karma is terrible. As tempting as free WiFi might look, it’s not worth it. Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected. I’d like to connect with nature but there’s no USB port.

A good friend is a connection to life, a tie to the past and a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. Feel a spark in your tummy? Go on and say a ‘hello’. Even if you get ignored, you’ll get an E for effort. Relationships these days start by liking her story as soon as she posts to assert dominance.

Long distance relationships. Inconveniently the most effective way to find out if you really love each other. Time does not take away from friendship, nor does separation. The most important things in life (apart from your parents connections) are the connections you make with others.

To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.