True Connection

~ Gottfried

The only relationship I have is with my WiFi. We have a connection. Friends and relationships should be wirelessly interconnected. Many people are connected only when in range like a saved wifi network. Most of us don’t realize it but we’re all connected in a much bigger way than the fact we’re animals.

Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies. I think men that have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Sleep is for people without access to the Internet. Early to bed and early to rise proves that the person has no Internet connection. I don’t need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection. There’s life without Twitter and the internet? Really? Send me the link. I’ll join once I escape Tiktok.

A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one. Cheating is like stealing WiFi. The connection might be good but the karma is terrible. As tempting as free WiFi might look, it’s not worth it. Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected. I’d like to connect with nature but there’s no USB port.

A good friend is a connection to life, a tie to the past and a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. Feel a spark in your tummy? Go on and say a ‘hello’. Even if you get ignored, you’ll get an E for effort. Relationships these days start by liking her story as soon as she posts to assert dominance.

Long distance relationships. Inconveniently the most effective way to find out if you really love each other. Time does not take away from friendship, nor does separation. The most important things in life (apart from your parents connections) are the connections you make with others.

To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

34 thoughts on “True Connection”

  1. The Father Says “There’s my Private Dancer”
    The Son Exclaims “Dad Why Can’t You Spin”
    The Father Says “I Can I’m just Not going to”
    The Son Exclaims “Spin for me Spin for me
    Spin for ME SPIN

    Yes The Son Says
    It With Much Authority

    Yet the Father Refuses to Comply
    
After that as You might imagine i Relayed
    Several Thousand Words on the Benefits of
    FLoWinG Moving Meditation OtherWise KNoWN

    Yet Greater
    Felt and Sensed
    As Simply A Free
    Dance That No One Teaches
    We How to Do Yet Gravity Breathing Within Free

    Regulating Emotions Integrating Senses in ‘Wu Wei Ease’

    (It’s Worth Noting that Basically Stephen Hawking
    Identified Gravity as God Before His Death While

    Steven
    King is
    Known For ‘IT’)

    So Many Ways to Connect Indeed
    Like the ‘Joker Dancing With the Devil

    In Pale Moonlight’ Anyway Back to ReaLiTy

    The Father Was a Barber And Gave me A Business
    Card in Case i Ever Wanted A Shave With A Straight

    Razor
    Hehe Yes
    Mr Gottfried

    Somenights It’s Not All
    About the Dance It’s Also
    About the General Audience

    Reactions
    And Lasting
    Connections With SMiLes…

    Somenights All it takes is 17 Seconds

    Saved for
    Antiquity
    Of me at
    64 Now With SMIles…

    Other than that “Happy Belated
    Father’s Day” As It’s Already Monday Morning

    In Nigeria and Only Sunday Night in Florida As I Will Quote
    Your Very Wise Ending Words With the Addition That God Yes

    I Not Only Divide Joy i Multiply it By The Number of Stars in the

    Sky of Public Dance Floors Everywhere i Go Just Resting my FeaT Now..:)

    “To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.”

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  8. You finally made sense when you wrote, “A good friend is a connection to life, a tie to the past and a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. ” Thank God I have more than one of those “good friends.” I hope you do, too!!

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