Perks of being Quirky

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem but they really don’t know me. There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. A good rule to remember about life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. 

Being called weird is like being called limited edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that. I used to just crastinate. But I got so good, I went pro. Be like a postage stamp, stick to a thing until you get there. 

I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious. When in doubt, look intelligent. You’re only as good as your last haircut. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. And age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are cheese. 

The man that says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him. It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 12 noon, I’d have graduated top of my class every year.

Being a little weird is just a natural side-effect of being awesome. If you’re being weird around someone, it means you are actually comfortable with that person. Life just turns deliciously quirky when you stop resisting yourself and follow your inner child. 

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for us, they don’t laugh either. Be the weird you want to see in the world. The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out. And then they’re stuck with you. Life is pleasant, Death is peaceful…

It’s the transition that’s troublesome

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