The Secret in my Basement

~ Gottfried

They say that dreams have meanings, so explain this one. After a day of hating on “happy” people celebrating Valentine’s Day(a pagan holiday any individual with a semblance of self respect and decorum should avoid), I fell into a deep disturbing sleep. I was out like a light. 

Falling asleep in this realm, meant that I got to awake in a more believable universe. The dream world or dreamland (whichever works). Interestingly, it was all too familiar for me. I was in a castle on a hill, in a forest in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, I heard bells ringing. Alarm bells!

I jumped out of my twenty-foot bed, donned my save-the-world regalia and raced to my attic to get a better view of what was going on. From my vantage point, I took one long look at my binoculars and there it was, my greatest shock. My worst fears had come alive. 

A lycan invasion. If you’re not familiar, lycans are a type of werewolf. About a hundred of them had broken through my dome barrier and were charging towards the castle. I tried my best to calm my heart that at this point was beating at just shy of 300 beats per minute. Think Gottfried! Think!

So I went to the armory (yes, I have one of those, why does any of this surprise you?) to get some toys. Armed to the teeth with flare guns, hand grenades and my favorite weapon, a Remington 870 Express – a shotgun that can blast through anything. I was all set!

I began my assault. I was mowing down the lycans as they charged towards the main entrance with ‘Legolas-like’ precision. “50, 51, 52…why are there still so many of them?, I muttered to myself.” They weren’t slowing down. As a last resort, I decided I was going to break my sworn oath. 

I decided to release Igor, (my personal Giant and bodyguard) from the basement.

Part 2?

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30 thoughts on “The Secret in my Basement”

  1. Hehe Mr Gottfried You
    Are Truly Hilarious and
    True too As Far As Metaphor

    Goes as You Just Changed
    Valentine’s Day into Halloween

    “HOWL”

    True Seen
    it Happen
    For Real

    ‘X-Mas’ Too

    Ever Since
    Circa 2016 or So
    When i Started Developing
    The 12 MiLLioN Word Now
    Subchapter of “SonG oF mY
    SoUL” Whole All 13.7 MiLLioN Words in 137 Months
    With 21,303 Miles of Public Dance Tonight God Yes

    12 MiLLioN Words With the 104 Month Subchapter

    “Nether Land Bible: Yes a Rather Large
    Subchapter Bible Indeed So Far Journaling
    Close to 8 Years Now in Tribulations of DArK

    Nether

    Land

    Below

    Ah Yes
    LoVE iN Peace
    STiLL RiSinG Above
    AS Sadly Even Some
    So-Called ‘Christians’
    Seem to Want to Keep the
    Jesus Beatitudes Secret or

    At Least
    Only
    Offer
    Lip Service
    With No Action
    of Do With Empathy
    And Compassion of
    Thanks Giving For Giving
    Merciful Ways Most For the

    Vulnerable and Marginalized Among Us

    Honestly
    It’s Just
    Being Fully
    Human As Inherited
    in a Child’s Eyes of
    Kindness For Strangers

    As Far as I Feel Sense

    And Do
    Truly
    Insane
    to Keep
    Human Kindness Secret

    Once Again though Humans
    And the Rest of Existence Tends

    to Lose
    What is
    Not

    Used

    LoVE iN Peace
    A Best Give Away Free…

    Have A Nice Day in Nigeria
    Your Monday Now STiLL mY SuNDaY..:)

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      1. “Val Helsing” Hmm
        Perhaps We Need
        A ‘Monster Hunter’
        Where i Live too

        Dear Mr. Gottfried

        Yet True God Yes at
        Best An Injection
        of Empathy and
        Compassion to
        Bring “JeSuS”

        Back Alive

        iN Folks at
        the Very
        Bottom of the Top..:)

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