Doctor Strange 

I’m not even on drugs, I’m just weird. Sometimes I get so weird, I freak myself out. My best friend is so strange, she talks to herself and she always answers back. If you stumble, make it part of your dance. That time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time. 

You deserve someone who bites you with love. If you’re being weird around someone, it means you’re comfortable with that person. Men, if you ever wanna know what a woman’s mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2875 tabs open. All. The. Time. 

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. The goal of living is to spend your life doing strange things with weird people. I think everyone is weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. 

Be the weird you want to see in the world. I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average, but I’m comfortable with that. On the Internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid. Baffling choice. 

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers. Next time a stranger talks to you when you’re alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, “You can see me?”

Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome. At the end of the day, I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who will love the person you hide. 

Now bend down and kiss my big toe. 

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