Warmth

~ Gottfried

I stay warm by running away from people who say they like cold weather. You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm. Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of rum will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the rum. 

Thank goodness it’s finally hot enough to justify my laziness. What a dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance. It’s true, my productivity levels are currently shocking. But what seems impossible today will one day be my warm up. 

“I sure wish it was hotter and more humid out” said no one ever! When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart. If you can stay in love for more than two years you’re on something. Check your bathroom drawer for some clues. 

Funny how some people take an age to warm, and others simply walk into a room as if it’s home. To be an ideal guest, stay at home. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly then why did it come off? I’ve always felt something was off about that story. It didn’t leave a warm fuzzy feeling. 

You will find that success in life comes far easier when you maintain a cool head and a warm heart, rather than a hot head and cold feet. The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. Embrace the warmth of family. 

Love is a fire. But whether it’s going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell. Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. Why I wear thick socks: 1% to be warm, 1% to be comfortable. 98% to slide across the floor like a ninja. 

Eight rounds just to warm up?

©️ Gottfried. All rights reserved

18 thoughts on “Warmth”

  1. Love Is Both

    Metaphorically and Literally
    A Warm Drug of Social Bonding
    Yes in Mammalian General Terms
    From the Beginning Fed By Breast
    Yes to Reduce it in Neurohormonal Ways

    The All
    Natural
    Love Drug
    Oxytocin That
    Both Heals Pain
    And Reduces Anxiety

    All For FREE! No Inflation
    As Long As We Keep Practicing

    The Humanity of Giving Sharing
    Caring Healing All With Most Respect

    And
    Least
    Harm Mr
    Gottfried Indeed
    This Tree of Life With
    Warm Roots Reaching Underneath
    US as Grains of Sand Come to Hold
    Mountains

    of Human
    LoVE NoW
    ToGeTHeR
    More oh What
    A Warm World It Will
    Be if Humans Return to

    Being
    Human
    And Warm

    MeanWhile Orange
    Frozen Man Cuts off
    Medical Aid to Millions
    of the most Vulnerable and
    Marginalized All Around the World

    Signing the Death Certificates of
    Millions of Children In Advance Yuck Stink

    Stank
    Stunk

    It’s True
    Mr Gottfried
    Not Everyone
    Is Warm and Human

    And Damned Sure not So-called
    Christian Perhaps Reptile Christian

    Yet

    Not Warm
    Blooded
    Human

    Being

    With Due Respect
    to Lizards That Don’t Wear Suits..:)

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