Whenever you’re feeling fat, try not to stress about it and keep your chin up because a tiny body simply couldn’t store all that personality. If you love your muscles so much, you’d understand that it’s important to protect them with fat.
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see. Brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die. But stubborn fat cells seem to have eternal life. You’re not fat, you’re bold. A statement.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. There’s a thin man inside every fat man. He hasn’t just been activated yet. Which is why when you go to exercise, you should wear all black. Because you’re going to a funeral for your fat.
A workout day keeps belly fat away. It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat. You’re not fat, God gave you airbags because you’re precious. I figured out there is only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people and stand between them.
A person that weighs 200 pounds on earth weighs 76 pounds on mars. So you’re not overweight, you’re just on the wrong planet. Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean…against tables, floors, chairs and ugly people.
Every guy thinks every girls dream is to find the perfect guy. Please, every girls dream is to eat without getting fat. Is “fat” really the worst thing a human can be? Is “fat” worse than “vindictive”, “jealous”, “shallow”, “vain”, “boring” or “cruel”?
Not to me
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“You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see”
Beautifully written, beautifully brutal.
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Haha, and that’s what it’s about!
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Totally hilarious, bro! 😅🤣
People who aren’t eating well can’t relate. This post is for those who can afford any meal at any time.
There are those who are in control, and there are those who can’t control their gluttony (no offense intended).
You’re not fat — you’re just easily seen. 😉
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Never thought I’d see the day that affording food would be classed as a blessing!
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😅😅😅my bro.. for real.. there are people who don’t know when their next meal will come but they’ll still package let it look like there’s is the worse.
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And that’s what being a man is about!
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Nothing is a fat pick-me-up like this one 😄😂
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Haha, I’m inspiring another generation of eaters
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The word FAT anagrams to AFT.
You’re welcome.
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Wow, this would be so useful in a game of scrabble 🤣
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A reminder to my inner man 🤭😂
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Inner woman* 🤣
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